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Based on reports from this morning's practice, Jay Beagle is back in action. After missing 31 games following a fight with Pittsburgh's…
Based on reports from this morning's practice, Jay Beagle is back in action. After missing 31 games following a fight with Pittsburgh's…
Mike Green looks on during Caps practice Tuesday at Kettler. (Photo credit: Margaret McGuire) As the Washington Capitals continue to struggle under…
Alex Ovechkin appeals to the ref. (Photo credit: Bill Wippert) The Washington Capitals might have had too much figgy pudding, as their…
Team Russia shocked the world by coming back from a 3-0 deficit in the gold medal game against Canada to win the…
We issued a challenge, oh faithful users of the Russian Machine, to create Caps-themed Christmas cards. The only rule: use an inferior…
Alex Semin interferes with Mattias Tedenby (Photo credit: Andy Marlin) The last game before the holiday break featured the Washington Capitals in…
When I’m not illustrating, I sew things! Lots of my sewing work is costuming, but I sometimes make “normal” clothing and-- most…
Craig is a Puck Buddy. This is his story. @PuckBuddys Ohai Caps fans! Coinciding with Coach Hunter’s latest round of mind-boggling line…
After long negotiations, the Russian National Broadcasting Company (VGTRK) has secured the rights to broadcast the NHL on their sports channels (free…
I score? I really score? (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) Coming into Tuesday's game against the Predators, the Caps had been inefficient offensively,…
George McPhee and Mike Knuble pose with the silver stick. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) With the drop of a six-ounce disc of…
"Kanooblian" by Mark Burrier. See Rare Words for more of Mark's art. Mike Knuble will play his 1000th NHL game on Tuesday…
We're a hopelessly gimmicky blog. There are certain standards to which we hold ourselves: If the Capitals are losing and we have…
Photo credit: Michael Martin For those of you who stayed up late Saturday with the hopes of getting an up-close-and-personal look at…
Check out Brooksy's face. (Photo credit: Michael Martin) The Washington Capitals headed to the mile-high city to meet the Colorado Avalanche with…
In 1972 Doug Johnson was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped from…
One day after Michal Neuvirth spectacularly shut out the Winnipeg Jets, the biggest news of the day is still goaltending. First, during…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Photo credit: Jonathan Kozub) After 58:45 of play against Southeast division rival Winnipeg, Alex Ovechkin had just two shots and one…
Photo credit: Jonathan Kozub After Tuesday's crushing defeat, the Washington Capitals hoped a trip to the frozen north and the Winnipeg Jets…
Photo by Clyde Caplan. Visit Clydeorama for more beautiful photos. The Washington Capitals are 4-6-0 in their last 10 games. Coach Hunter has…
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