Alex Ovechkin Addresses Olympics & Kovalchuk-to-DC Rumors
Here is an interview between Dmitri Chesnokov and Alex Ovechkin that was published today on Sovetsky Sport's Website and translated by Fedor…
My Best Christmas Present? An Autographed Copy of “Gabby”
Look I might be an intellectual, but I'm not much of a reader. Hence why when I go over to Redskins Insider…
Kaitlyn’s Capital Drawings
Other than Nicklas Backstrom's terrible attempt at a water-color painting, we here at Russian Machine Never Breaks LOVE, LOVE, LOVE artwork. And…
A Capitals Christmas
Merry Christmas Eve from everyone here at Russian Machine Never Breaks! As our writers disperse across the state to spend time with…
Do The Caps Need An Enforcer? Russian Machine Says Sorta
It’s a question that was posed on Capitals Insider last week and last time I checked 60% were against and 40% for…
Wednesday Webhits: The Frost King’s Best Links Of The Week
Daniel Moroz, or The Frost King as some of us know him, will for now on be providing a weekly segment called…
T-Shirt Tuesday – The Official Russian Machine Portrait T-Shirt
Welcome all to another T-Shirt Tuesday. Exciting right? For our second shirt, we've put our official portrait of the Russian Machine on…
Ian’s Take: What Should The Capitals Do With Alex Semin?
As an artist, do you know what I love? Flash. No not, Tomas Fleischmann, you fool. I love flair. I love skill.…
Dan’s Take: What Should the Capitals Do With Alex Semin?
Before I jump into the fray, there are a few things I wanted to note upfront: (1) I don’t have any experience…
Brandon’s Take: What Should the Capitals Do With Alex Semin?
Let's say you worked as a manager at Bob Evans. One of your cooks is an aloof guy who rarely speaks to…
What Should The Capitals Do With Alex Semin – Intro
With all this talk about the Caps potentially taking a run at Ilya Kovalchuk, I figured it was as good a time…
Are the Caps sizing up Kovalchuk? Let’s hope not!
Michael Nylander has left a hole beneath the salary cap to the tune of $4 million. Nylander's awkward and only somewhat amicable…
Epic Comeback! Caps trounce Oilers 4-2
This Caps fan has tonight lost his voice from shouting at the meh-definition signal from Comcast SportsNet Plus. You can't blame me;…
Chris Clark vs. Steve Staios Fight
If some of you missed it, since nothing happened here except bear hugs and helmet punching, here is the fight between Washington…
Awesome Jeff Schultz Somehow Gets Free Pass With Own Goal
Last night on Twitter, while I was in character, a few requests were made to me after the Caps 3-2 Loss to…
T-Shirt Tuesday Wednesday – Our T-Shirt Store Grand Opening
Okay, so this post's actually a day late, but I wanted to officially invite you to the Grand Opening of our new…
Domination in Denver: Caps beat Avs 6-1
There's a Mike Green-shaped stain on the glass at Denver tonight. The Capitals' 6-1 domination over the Avalanches shouldn't be reduced to…
Michael Nylander’s $4 Million Can Buy You…
10 Major League Baseball players making the league minimum. 66,796 copies of EA Sport's NHL 2010 video game for XBox. 666,666 copies…
Exclusive: Ovechkin Sends Card To Tim Gleason Apologizing
Incredible right? We're only up for a week, and we already have an exclusive. We all know by now that Alex Ovechkin…
