Video: Alex Ovechkin Raps in Sasha Belyi’s “Champion”
In September, you might might recall that in our post recapping Alex Ovechkin's summer in Russia, we dropped the bombshell that Ovi…
In September, you might might recall that in our post recapping Alex Ovechkin's summer in Russia, we dropped the bombshell that Ovi…
Brouwer celebrates the hatty! (Photo credit: Nick Wass) Coming into tonight's game, the Capitals had scored on five of their last 12…
Ladies and gentlemen, Karl Alzner's first NHL fight occurred tonight against everyone's favorite antagonist, Steve Downie. Alzner landed one solid right, took…
[Ed. note: NSFW: language] The NHL was never more popular in Europe than in the fall of 2011. The NHL launched their…
Peter teamed up with RMNB graduate (and current ESPN.com/WaPo writer) Neil Greenberg on the Up the Pucks podcast this week. [NSFW: Naughty…
Sorry, Puck Buddys fans. The dudes skipped town last night and didn't even leave a phone number. They could be in Marrakesh raising…
The Capitals' 1-0 win over the Pittsburgh Penguins was their 41st game of the season. The halfway point. Let's take a quick…
Cal Ripken, Jr., the greatest man ever to live, attended the Washington Capitals 1-0 win over the Pittsburgh Penguins on Wednesday. Ripken…
Vokes and the boys celebrate the shutout. (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) The Washington Capitals lost two straight games in California before coming…
Doug Johnson of the Puck Buddys: he's a sick puppy, but he soldiered through to give you this pregame. @PuckBuddys The Puck…
Photo credit: Chris Carlson Washington Capitals at Los Angeles Kings. Here's Jonathan Coulton's recap of the Caps road trip in California: Marcus…
Doug Johnson of the Puck Buddys issues this pregame report. Follow @PuckBuddys. "Los Angeles is just New York lying down." - Quentin…
Photo credit: Richard Wolowicz On Sunday Caps prospect Evgeny Kuznetsov returned home after Russia lost to Sweden in the 2012 Word Junior…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume In the Capitals' 3-1 victory over the Flames Tuesday, Mike Green made his grand return to the line-up…
Dennis Wideman swims with the sharks. (Photo credit: Bruce Bennett) The Washington Capitals had a good bit of time off before heading…
Photo credit: Kyle Mace The Hershey Bears lost to the Adirondack Phantoms 4-3. The game was played at Citizens Bank Park in…
Doug Johnson is a Puck Buddy. You will read his website and follow his Twitter thing. The Puck Drop: Hey everybody! It's…
Kuznetsov poses with the second-place silver platter. (Photo credit: Francois Laplante) After defeating Canada 6-5 Tuesday, Team Russia returned to Calgary's Saddledome…
Ovi happy, Alzner sad. Pic's blurry, but yet so very, very perfect. (Photo credit: Tarik El-Bashir) Karl Alzner has been hating on…
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