Everything is Happening! Pens beat Caps 4-3 (OT)
Photo credit: Justin K. Aller Yawn. These Washington Capitals / Pittsburgh Penguins games are always such tedious affairs. Nothing interesting ever happens.…
Video: Paul Martin Appears to Use an Anti-Gay Slur on Jason Chimera
At the end of the second period between the Capitals and Penguins, Paul Martin seems to say words to Jason Chimera that…
Video: Alex Ovechkin Hits Zbynek Michalek
During the second period of the Capitals-Penguins game on Sunday, Alex Ovechkin leveled a bad hit on Zbynek Michalek. Michalek was stuck…
Capitals During Wartime: Centerless
[Editors note: over the next month, we'll be looking at the challenges the Capitals face, the trade deadline, and the playoff chase.…
Islanders Announcer Calls Neil Greenberg a Housebound Agraphobe, And That’s Not Even a Word
Editor's note: Neil Greenberg is not currently affiliated with RMNB and was not consulted for this article. During Saturday's game between the…
Pittsburgh Penguins Pregame: #renamePittsburgh
It's time for your Puck Buddys pregame! Follow @PuckBuddys and adopt a dog. The Pregame: Cartoonist Bill Griffith, who just this week turned…
Highlights From the 2012 KHL All-Star Game and SuperSkills Competition
Evgeny Kuznetsov is introduced to the crowd. (Photo credit: KHL All-Star Game site) Our all-Evgeny Kuznetsov/all-the-time policy continues with this contractually obligated…
Former Capital Sergei Fedorov Praises Evgeny Kuznetsov, Participates in Ridiculous Photoshoot for KHL All-Star Game
All photos via the KHL's Facebook Fan Page. On Saturday, the KHL will host their 3rd annual All-Star Game in Riga, Latvia.…
Canes Shutout Caps, and the Deja Vu is Starting to Get Freaky
Falling down in the same general area as someone is almost the same as hitting. (Photo credit: Gregg Forwerck) The Caps have…
RMNB Week in Review; Alzner Fights, Ovechkin Raps
Photo credit: paparazzi.ru This week, the Caps went 3-1-0 against the Lightning, Hurricanes, Islanders, and Habs, and if you asked someone who…
Carolina Hurricanes Preview: Point Break
Doug Johnson: Puck Buddy, dog owner, hockey fan, public intellectual. Follow @PuckBuddys. The Pregame: So you gotta give credit where it's…
A Timeline of Evgeny Kuzetsov’s Goals, Assists, and Bizarre Celebrations in January
Before leaving for the 2012 World Junior Championships, Evgeny Kuznetsov had been in a a slump, tallying only two assists in five…
Video: Dmitry Orlov’s Shot Breaks Mathieu Darche’s Skate
Peter overlooked one highlight in his recap of the Capitals 3-0 win over the Canadiens. RMNB tagline occupant Dmitry Orlov fired a…
Lil Mikey Neuvirth Comes Back Big: Caps beat Habs 3-0
Photo credit: Richard Wolowicz The Washington Capitals invaded Montreal like pillaging barbarians, and they only needed 16 shots to do it. Hometown…
Rene Bourque Guest Stars in Mike Tyson Punch-Out
On January 3rd, Rene Bourque -- then of the Calgary Flames -- elbowed Nicklas Backstrom in the jaw. The reckless play resulted…
Montreal Canadiens Pregame: Habs Farce?
Doug Johnson of Puck Buddys offers this game preview. @PuckBuddys. [Ed. note: for coverage of Rene Bourque, uhhh... check out RMNB on…
Video: Troy Brouwer’s Big Hit on Mark Streit
Troy Brouwer's hit on Mark Streit was the only good thing from the Caps 3-0 loss to the Islanders. Thanks to Peter…
Flatlining Caps Get Shutout By Islanders, 3-0
Stop showing off, Nabokov. (Photo credit: Nick Wass) Ed. Note: In our continuing quest to bring you the least crappy product possible,…
Video: Alex Ovechkin’s Big Hit Takes Out Tuomo Ruutu, Referee
Tuomo Ruutu is a pest. From picking on Nicklas Backstrom to giving Dennis Wideman world's grossest injury, the dude is flat out…
Semin, Orlov Score, Vokoun Stops Everything in Caps 2-1 Victory Over Canes
Vokoun isn't sure when this hug is going to end. (Via carrotbazooka.tumblr.com) Coming into tonight's game, the Capitals have won six straight…
