According to CSN, Alex Ovechkin Plays for the R*****ns
wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf The Caps are way better than 3-6.
An Intimate Moment Between Liam O’Brien and His Mustache (GIF)
I feel like maybe we're intruding on Liam O'Brien here. One minute after fighting Deryk Engelland in a brutal bout, O'Brien, he of tongue-wagging John…
826! Alex Ovechkin Passes Peter Bondra to Become Washington’s All-Time Points Leader (GIF)
Photo: Nick Wass Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin has another record. With a primary assist on Nicklas Backstrom's first period goal, the 29-year-old…
Lance Bouma Tries to Hit Michael Latta, Misses, Nearly Flips Into Bench (GIF)
Calgary Flames center Lance Bouma looked to lower the boom on fourth-line enforcer Michael Latta early in the first period on Tuesday.…
Our Coverage Tonight is Dedicated to Dominik Pettey and Gonzaga High School
Shortly after 2 am on Saturday, there was a fatal two-car crash on the inner loop of the Capital Beltway. Five teenagers…
Capitals vs Flames Pregame: Appealing to the Hockey Gods
No high-minded introduction today. Just listen to Barry Trotz: "If you keep doing the right things over and over, I think the hockey…
The Story Behind The Little Girl Who Got Caught Yawning on Sunday
The Arizona Coyotes scored five unanswered goals on Sunday night, putting the Capitals behind by three. It was a bummer. After Coyotes…
There Goes Alex Ovechkin Again: All About Himself, Not the Team
"Is this the year for Alex Ovechkin?" That was the Puck Daddy headline when Ovi started the season on a torrid scoring…
Ex-Hershey Goalie David Leggio Denies 2-on-0 by Knocking Net Off Moorings, Traces Strategy to Ovechkin
Ex-Hershey netminder David Leggio, he of Pierre McGuire impression fame, seems to have found a loophole in the rulebook. We couldn't be…
Guys, the Capitals Are Sooo Much Better Than Last Year
The Capitals have lost four games in a row, so some indignation seems justified. "That is not how I operate," Barry Trotz…
Please Help Make RMNB Last and Get a T-Shirt!
TL;DR: Help us keep RMNB going and you'll get our best shirt ever– available for the very last time. When we started…
Tom Wilson Laughs at Brandon McMillan, Throws Him Around Like a Rag Doll (GIF)
Late in the second period, Tom Wilson and Brandon McMillan got into a heated shoving match. This wasn't an ordinary scrum after…
Don’t Panic: Coyotes beat Caps 6-5
Nope, this wasn't the turning point. The Washington Capitals started strong against the Arizona Coyotes, but surrendered five unanswered goals after the first…
Alex Ovechkin Scores First Goal Since October 16th; Six-Game Goalless Streak is Over (GIF)
The Ovi Movember stache begins. During Wednesday's loss on national TV, much was made of Alex Ovechkin's five-game pointless streak. It was…
Caps Prospect Caleb Herbert Scores Hat Trick; Third Goal Goes Through Net Entirely (GIF)
Photo: SC Stingrays Washington Capitals prospect Caleb Herbert scored his first professional hat trick on Saturday. A few days after getting reassigned…
Tom Wilson Scores First Goal of Season, Deflects Ovechkin Shot (GIF)
Seven minutes into the first period, Washington Capitals forward Tom "Big Stamos" Wilson began skating with Nicklas Backstrom and Alex Ovechkin on the…
Caps vs Coyotes Pregame: The Turning Point? Please?
The Caps keep losing, but so do the Coyotes. It's a stoppable force versus a movable object tonight at 7 PM on…
Craig Laughlin Involved in First Ever Selfie, Tells Reader to Make Us Post It
Photo: @oddwomanrush Before morning skate on Saturday, Florida-based Caps fan Jenna (@oddwomanrush) ran into CSN Washington color commentator Craig Laughlin. That's when…
Why Did Radko Gudas Wear a Full Cage After Fighting Tom Wilson?
Photo: Chris O'Meara Skating in his second game of the season on Saturday, Washington Capitals forward Tom Wilson looked to make an…
Week 3 Snapshot: Patience, My Young Padawan
I don't like this angle because you can't see Schmidt's smile. (Photo: Scott Iskowitz) The Caps aren't winning the game they're supposed to.…
