RMNB Valentine’s Day Wishes for 2015
Happy Valentine's Day to all you stupid lovebirds out there in Caps land. I hope you have a lovely day that's not at…
Happy Valentine's Day to all you stupid lovebirds out there in Caps land. I hope you have a lovely day that's not at…
Round two, anyone? It's fun to play armchair General Manager. It's also guesswork. No transaction exists in a vacuum. From the outside,…
Six days ago, Bensten opened his eyes for the first time since his accident. On Thursday, to the surprise of everyone, little B-man spoke--…
It's no Hercules Check, but this will do. First posted by whysosiiri0us
Sometimes you gotta be lucky to be good. The Washington Capitals were definitely one of the two in San Jose last night.…
For years, the Caps and the Sharks played a similar style of hockey that is exhausting but entertaining: fast end-to-end hockey with…
Even when Alex Ovechkin doesn't get a perfect pass into his wheelhouse during the power play, The Ovi Spot is still kind to…
Troy Brouwer doesn't fight much, but when he does, he ragepunches. After Sharks defenseman Brenden Dillon gave him an extra shove after…
Brown vs Volpatti, last season (Photo: Geoff Burke) The Capitals have had two full days and then some to recover from that lowly…
Let's hope this goes better this time around (Photo: Geoff Burke, USA Today Sports) Pity poor San Jose. So close to San…
Caps Russian Dmitry Orlov dropped some big news to CSN Washington's Chuck Gormley after Tuesday's practice. The 23-year-old defenseman, who hasn't played since…
Photo: Getty Images SKA St. Petersburg's forwards Artemy Panarin and Viktor Tikhonov intend to come over to North America this summer, as reported…
Much like Jay Beagle, I discarded my dearest flipper this season and traded it in for an iPhone 6. On Saturday, I…
After Friday's Caps' 3-2 win over the Ducks, Adam Vingan of NHL.com put out this tweet: (If you're not already following Adam on…
I want to start by saying I genuinely like Barry Trotz. I think he's a good man and a good coach. He's…
I hate feeling my own feels. The Caps just turned my insides to mush with this two-minute video dedicated to Bensten "Bman" Schone.…
A few weeks ago, during All-Star Weekend, Alex Ovechkin went on a seemingly bizarre quest to add an eighth automobile to his…
In breaking hockey/hibachi news, Alex Ovechkin went out for Japanese on Sunday night with friends and family. Ovechkin, who's been grilling opponents with his…
Photo: Meg Hasken Where is John Wall? For starters, this is hockey, and Wall plays basketball.
Photo via Melissa Schaab On Monday, Alex Ovechkin will present Ann Schaab and her special hockey team, the Washington Ice Dogs, with…
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