Happy Valentine’s Day to all you stupid lovebirds out there in Caps land. I hope you have a lovely day that’s not at all a compulsory and hollow gesture of affection for your significant other. If you don’t have a significant other, well that’s why Steve Jobs invented Netflix.
Me personally, I will use the occasion to share my wishes of good fortune to all our favorite Capitals players. Won’t you join me?
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