Photo: Meg Hasken
Where is John Wall?
For starters, this is hockey, and Wall plays basketball.
Maybe this fan loves Wall so much he wants him everywhere in his life.
Maybe he thinks Wall lives at Verizon Center.
Maybe he’s got John’s wallet and wants to return it.
Maybe he thinks Wall should play on the top line.
Or maybe this fan is a Monumental Network employee dastardly tricking us into writing this story to advance their #brandsynergy.
I don’t know. I don’t care. Shine on, you crazy diamond.
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