Jason Chimera Follows Up Gaffe Against Stars With Three Assist Game
Photo: Patrick McDermott Jason Chimera was the goat against Dallas. On Alex Ovechkin's special night, the 36-year-old wing turned the puck over…
Evgeny Kuznetsov On His Three Point Night: ‘It Just Looks Easy’
Photo: Patrick McDermott Evgeny Kuznetsov continued his fantastic year Saturday night as the Capitals topped the Colorado Avalanche 7-3 in a wild…
Dmitry Orlov Does His Best David Copperfield Impression and Scores Using Disappearing Puck Trick
Washington Capitals defenseman Dmitry Orlov just scored his first goal since March 2, 2014 and his first goal since missing all of…
Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt: Caps Top Avs 7-3
Photo: Patrick McDermott It's a Saturday night and all of you get free Egg McMuffins in the morning. That's what happens when…
Watch Tom Wilson Get Jaw’d by Jarome Igilna And Get Penalized For Doing Next to Nothing
Photo: Rob Carr Late in the first period, the Colorado Avalanche went offside and the whistle blew. Tom Wilson decided this was…
Caps vs Avalanche Pregame: The Avs Suck So Beat Them!
Photo: Amanda Bowen Saturday! Caps hockey! Against a terrible hockey team! I mean, seriously, look how bad the Colorado Avalanche are. The…
Mike Green Scores First Goal with Detroit Red Wings
Photo: Carlos Osorio On Friday night, a player by the name of Mike Green scored his first goal with the Detroit Red…
GIF Recap: Caps Beat Red Wings, Lose To Stars
Photo: Patrick Smith The Capitals followed up a 2-1 overtime win over the Detroit Red Wings on Wednesday with a 3-2 loss at home…
Brooklyners Don’t Know They Have a Hockey Team, Can’t Pronounce Cal Clutterbuck’s Name (Video)
After Evgeny Kuznetsov closed the coliseum for good, the Islanders moved from Uniondale to Brooklyn and the lovely but flawed Barclays Center. According to…
Joel Ward Got Locked Out of the Locker Room in Philadelphia
Artist's rendering. Yep, it happened again. Former Capital Joel Ward, he of locked in a bathroom stall fame, got locked out of the…
Ovi Did The Thing, but Stars beat Caps 3-2
For all intensive purposes, the Caps and Stars are both great teams–to the point that their talent is basically one in the…
Alex Ovechkin passes Sergei Fedorov for most goals by a Russian-born player
For the third and final goddamn time, Alex Ovechkin has taken the NHL record for most goals scored by a Russian. ...Justin.…
Why Nicklas Backstrom Tattooed the Word ‘Skönt’ On a Former Judge of Swedish Idol
Last Saturday, during the Capitals' long break between games, center Nicklas Backstrom tattooed someone. And by tattooed I truly mean he permanently carved a…
Caps vs Stars Pregame: There Will Be Fun
The offensive juggernaut that is the Dallas Stars marches into the nation's capital tonight. The Stars are a high speed, high-octane team…
The Dallas Stars Are Listening to Shania Twain Songs to Get Pumped Up For Their Game Against the Capitals
In things-that-are-really-happening news, NHL.com's Katie Brown is reporting that the Dallas Stars are listening to some special music ahead of their game…
Alex Ovechkin Needs to Learn to Live with 483 Goals
Alex Ovechkin has not scored a goal in the last four games. Sure, he's put a puck in the net twice in…
Help Julianne Hough Pick Out A Wedding Dress
Over the summer, Capitals forward Brooks Laich proposed to his girlfriend, actress Julianne Hough. Since they began dating, Hough has become a Caps fan favorite, frequently stopped on the…
Braden Holtby Thinks Evgeny Kuznetsov Could Be ‘a Top-Five Player In This League’
Wednesday night, Evgeny Kuznetsov scored his sixth goal and second OTGWG of the season. In front of his idol Pavel Datsyuk, Kuznetsov…
Evgeny Kuznetsov Goes 1-on-3, Scores In Overtime; Petr Mrazek Infinitely Kicks Puck (GIF)
Wednesday night, the Capitals played in another maddening, low-scoring game game against the Red Wings. Lucky for the Caps, Evgeny Kuznetsov, Quidditch beater…
Great Goaltending: Caps beat Red Wings 2-1 (OT)
Despite all recent evidence to the contrary, the Washington Capitals are still a hockey team. But Wednesday's game against the Detroit Red Wings,…
