Evgeny Kuznetsov Goes 1-on-3, Scores In Overtime; Petr Mrazek Infinitely Kicks Puck (GIF)
Wednesday night, the Capitals played in another maddening, low-scoring game game against the Red Wings. Lucky for the Caps, Evgeny Kuznetsov, Quidditch beater…
Wednesday night, the Capitals played in another maddening, low-scoring game game against the Red Wings. Lucky for the Caps, Evgeny Kuznetsov, Quidditch beater…
Despite all recent evidence to the contrary, the Washington Capitals are still a hockey team. But Wednesday's game against the Detroit Red Wings,…
Braden Holtby just made the save of the night and maybe the Caps' save of the season. After denying a shot from…
Hockey can be a super random sport sometimes. This is one of those moments.
Having not played since Michael Scott was still on The Office, the Caps finally get back in action Wednesday night against the…
Ever since the Capitals drafted Evgeny Kuznetsov in the 2010 draft, the young Russian has tried to emulate Russian NHL superstars. One of…
The Capitals have announced this thing, and we don't understand it. Along with the Wizards, the team is using virtual reality technology…
Awesome Photo: Chris Gordon The love for Nate Schmidt 'round these parts is well-documented. Possession monster, always smiling blah blah blah. Enough already,…
On March 19, 2009, Alex Ovechkin scored his 50th goal of the season in a 5-2 win over the Tampa Bay Lightning.…
Photo: Amanda Bowen Barry Trotz has been singing Nick Backstrom's praises since he took over as coach of the Caps. He's basically…
Hard-hitting Caps forward Tom Wilson is reportedly due to have a friendly chat with the Department of Player Safety sometime soon. From 30-dimensional…
*Tag team, back again* Ovi and Backy are reunited, everyone. The usually inseparable duo have skated just 21 minutes together at 5v5…
Miller Lite, Crispy M&Ms, the AARP.. and now Russian Machine Never Breaks. With tonight’s Sprint Cup Series race at Phoenix International Raceway,…
Beat that beat up. (Photos by Chris Gordon) On Saturday night, the Capitals held their fifth annual Casino Night at the Pentagon…
The Caps grabbed three of six available standings points this week against teams that are far from the NHL's elite. Their performance…
Photo: Patrick McDermott Michael Latta's first goal in 66 games was not enough for the Capitals as they lost 3-2 in OT…
Photo: Patrick McDermott The night after the Capitals beat the Flyers in a feisty game in which stuff happened, they returned to…
Photo: Patrick Smith Jason Chimera scored twice to help the Capitals beat the Flyers 5-2 on Thursday night. TJ Oshie, Justin Williams…
Ovi doesn't like Bieber's new album (Photo: District Sports Page) Maybe tonight will be the night that Alex Ovechkin breaks Sergei Fedorov's…
Thursday night, Evgeny Kuznetsov was slashed from behind in the the right leg (where there's no protection) by Flyers forward Matt Read.…
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