No, Justin Williams, Braden Holtby Is Not Your Futon
In his story on Monday for Today's Slapshot, RMNB writer Pat Holden said Justin Williams has come to Washington "exactly as advertised,"…
Caps vs Oilers Pregame: Prep Your Turkey Now
Happy Monday, Caps fans. It's a short holiday week, and I'm sure you're busy prepping a scrumptious holiday meal, so I'll be brief.…
#MCM: Rank the Capitals For Us Pretty Please
The RMNB crew whiles away the hours during intermissions and off-days by chatting about the things that matter to us. I've made a…
TJ Oshie Visits SkateFrederick to Host Skills Session With Squirts, Apologizes For Taking One Kid’s Number (Photos)
On Sunday Washington Capitals star TJ Oshie was granted a maintenance day by head coach Barry Trotz. Oshie missed practice, but he hit the…
Nate Schmidt is a Fantastic Hockey Player and It’s Time Everyone Knows About It
Photo: Chris Gordon On October 12, 2013, Nate Schmidt made his NHL debut against the Colorado Avalanche. A little more than two…
RMNB’s New Scoarlov Shirt
When Dmitry Orlov scored his first NHL goal four years ago, Peter blurted out something brilliant on the RMNB account. To this…
Spread the Love Around: Week 5 Snapshot
Photo: Amanda Bowen Ahoy, snapshot people! The season is almost a quarter of the way over (not to be confused with the…
GIF Recap: Everyone Gets a Goal
Photo: Patrick McDermott The Capitals scored four first period goals to lead them to a 7-3 win over the Colorado Avalanche on…
Jason Chimera Follows Up Gaffe Against Stars With Three Assist Game
Photo: Patrick McDermott Jason Chimera was the goat against Dallas. On Alex Ovechkin's special night, the 36-year-old wing turned the puck over…
Evgeny Kuznetsov On His Three Point Night: ‘It Just Looks Easy’
Photo: Patrick McDermott Evgeny Kuznetsov continued his fantastic year Saturday night as the Capitals topped the Colorado Avalanche 7-3 in a wild…
Dmitry Orlov Does His Best David Copperfield Impression and Scores Using Disappearing Puck Trick
Washington Capitals defenseman Dmitry Orlov just scored his first goal since March 2, 2014 and his first goal since missing all of…
Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt: Caps Top Avs 7-3
Photo: Patrick McDermott It's a Saturday night and all of you get free Egg McMuffins in the morning. That's what happens when…
Watch Tom Wilson Get Jaw’d by Jarome Igilna And Get Penalized For Doing Next to Nothing
Photo: Rob Carr Late in the first period, the Colorado Avalanche went offside and the whistle blew. Tom Wilson decided this was…
Caps vs Avalanche Pregame: The Avs Suck So Beat Them!
Photo: Amanda Bowen Saturday! Caps hockey! Against a terrible hockey team! I mean, seriously, look how bad the Colorado Avalanche are. The…
Mike Green Scores First Goal with Detroit Red Wings
Photo: Carlos Osorio On Friday night, a player by the name of Mike Green scored his first goal with the Detroit Red…
GIF Recap: Caps Beat Red Wings, Lose To Stars
Photo: Patrick Smith The Capitals followed up a 2-1 overtime win over the Detroit Red Wings on Wednesday with a 3-2 loss at home…
Brooklyners Don’t Know They Have a Hockey Team, Can’t Pronounce Cal Clutterbuck’s Name (Video)
After Evgeny Kuznetsov closed the coliseum for good, the Islanders moved from Uniondale to Brooklyn and the lovely but flawed Barclays Center. According to…
Joel Ward Got Locked Out of the Locker Room in Philadelphia
Artist's rendering. Yep, it happened again. Former Capital Joel Ward, he of locked in a bathroom stall fame, got locked out of the…
Ovi Did The Thing, but Stars beat Caps 3-2
For all intensive purposes, the Caps and Stars are both great teams–to the point that their talent is basically one in the…
Alex Ovechkin passes Sergei Fedorov for most goals by a Russian-born player
For the third and final goddamn time, Alex Ovechkin has taken the NHL record for most goals scored by a Russian. ...Justin.…
