The RMNB crew whiles away the hours during intermissions and off-days by chatting about the things that matter to us. I’ve made a pie chart of our most common topics.
As you can see, the relative hotness of Caps players is a main point of discussion, narrowly edging out pro wrestling. Almost no one cares about Miatas, which are stupid cars.
To be frank, this debate is running me ragged. I’ve had it up to here [points somewhere sorta high] with hot takes on hot Caps. So I declare it’s time to settle this democratically.
I present to you now this authoritative Cute Caps ranking, which is not at all using technology I have shamelessly re-appropriated from Japers Rink.
A note on process: This #mcm exercise must not be about hate or shame. Who you find ugly or fugly and why is a private matter that no one needs to hear about. Instead, let’s find ways to appreciate everyone in their own way without explicit negativity. Like me personally, I think Andre Burakovsky is tres cute for tre kronor. There’s so much mystery in Braden Holtby’s eyes that you could just get lost. And Jay Beagle? More like Jay Bae-gle, am I right? That kinda vibe, if you will.
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