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Hi. You might have noticed that the familiar, grungy, old-fashioned RMNB website has been replaced by this here fancy new RMNB. Welp,…
Geeked Out Patrik Laine Won’t Wash Jersey After Being Hit By Hockey Idol, Alex Ovechkin
In June, Finland's Patrik Laine will likely be one of the top two selections at the 2016 NHL Draft. On Saturday, the…
Alex Ovechkin Scores First Goal In 2016 World Championship as Russia Defeats Germany in Quarterfinals
Photo: Andre Ringuette/HHOF-IIHF Images Thursday in Moscow, Team Russia fell behind early in the first period to Germany 1-0. But when the…
Andre Burakovksy’s World Championship Bio Photo Is 50% Hair
Over the weekend, Andre Burakovsky took his World Championship bio picture for Team Sweden and it's... definitely something we need to talk…
Alex Ovechkin Is the Third Player in Russian National Team History to Score 60 Points
Photo: Andre Ringuette/HHOF-IIHF Images According to Sport Express, Alex Ovechkin accomplished a bit of history on Saturday. When the Great Eight assisted…
The End-of-Season RMNB Party Line (RMNB Podcast)
Good morning, hockey fans. Yesterday I gathered a bunch of RMNB contributors to talk about the heartbreak of game six, what's next for…
How Are You Guys Holding Up?
Graphic by Nathan Burchfiel, existentialism by Albert Camus Last night, the Penguins beat the Capitals in sudden death overtime... again. The loss…
Young Rising Sons and Game One Victory (RMNB Podcast)
Photo: Sophie Hsu Right after the final goal horn went off on Thursday night, I chatted with Andy and Steve, two fervent Caps…
Flyers Fracas with the Horn Guy and Chris from the Comments (RMNB Podcast)
David Steckel and Matt Bradley, 2009 You guys ready for the playoffs to start? Same here. This week I got two folks…
CAPS FANS: I Need Your Help With My Senior Thesis
Photo: Amanda Bowen As some of you know, I've been studying as a film major over the last three years. My university…
RMNB9 O RLY: Saturday, April 9 at RFD!
Note: Orly won't be at the party. He's got a game that night. We're nearing the end of the greatest regular season…
Sharks beat Caps 5-2: Just Come Home
The Washington Capital's late-night road trip is finally over, but it did not end in victory. The San Jose Sharks were plainly…
Hockey 101 with Jen LC and the Ian Oland Cultural Literacy Quiz (RMNB Podcast)
Happy Wednesday, RMNBers. Last night I spoke with Jen LC, @RegressedPDO herself, about inclusion in hockey and her new project, Hockey 101.…
Pat Holden Speaks of One-Goal Games on Caps Radio
Photo: Debora Robinson/Getty With a few bright exceptions, there is a dearth of hockey chat on sports talk radio in the area. The…
Trade Deadline Mop-Up (RMNB Podcast)
The Capitals roster is pretty much set for the postseason. After a wild Sunday, the Caps had a quiet deadline day on…
Trade Deadline Tinkerers (RMNB Podcast)
The trade deadline is just days away, and no one knows nothing. But that didn't stop me, Pat, and Dimitri from exchanging…
The Steve Dangle Lovefest (RMNB Podcast)
Hope you're stocked up on toilet paper and bread because the DMV is about to get slammed by wintry weather. On the…
The RMNB Christmas Office Party (RMNB Podcast)
Merry Christmas, RMNB Maniacs, which is apparently what Ian is calling you now. The hockey team is on break, but the blog…
Twenty Games In With Special Guest Dimitri Filipovic (RMNB Podcast)
Ian and Pat joined me on Tuesday night to discuss the 2015-16 Washington Capitals, who, with twenty games in the books, look like…
RMNB Officially Becomes First Hockey Blog to Sponsor Sprint Cup Car as Ryan Ellis Makes Sprint Cup Debut
Miller Lite, Crispy M&Ms, the AARP.. and now Russian Machine Never Breaks. With tonight’s Sprint Cup Series race at Phoenix International Raceway,…
