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Psst: We redesigned the site

Hi. You might have noticed that the familiar, grungy, old-fashioned RMNB website has been replaced by this here fancy new RMNB. Welp, you’re looking at our top secret, middle of the night, open beta soft launch.

We’ll be making some tweaks over the next couple days, so please pardon our rough edges and goof-ups. When that’s all done, expect a big announcement where we thank a bunch of people and puff ourselves up.

Ta-ta for now!

Thank you, Geocities!

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