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And we're back. You might have noticed that the RMNB website had not been updated since Monday night. Due to a hosting…
And we're back. You might have noticed that the RMNB website had not been updated since Monday night. Due to a hosting…
After being named one of the top 100 players of all-time, Alex Ovechkin spoke to reporters. He called it the biggest honor…
Look at this ink blot... what do you see? Do you see a hardworking and lovable forward who can play up and…
Let's. Party.
Last week, Alex Ovechkin tallied 1,000 points. Our most-read post of that day was not the one detailing Ovi's milestone. Instead it…
Although the Caps won 5-0 against the Flyers in a matinee on Sunday, John Carlson had every reason to be bummed after the nationally-televised game.…
Hello, fellow 2017 humans. It's been a minute since we've spent some quality time together, so let's get reacquainted. It's time for…
I'm really looking forward to 2017. My family is growing by one in April, and despite some of the things I've read,…
The Capitals billed their December 23 matchup as a holiday party. Man, was it a fun one. John Carlson got on the board…
Saturday night's game between the Montreal Canadiens and Washington Capitals was billed as a sparkling goaltending matchup, featuring Vezina Trophy winner Carey…
Before most Caps home games, Sergeant Major Bob McDonald delivers a stirring, up-tempo rendition of the national anthem. With Montreal in town…
On Saturday morning, as the roads piled up with cars driven by Washingtonians befuddled by winter, the Capitals jumbled their roster, calling…
It had been almost 110 minutes since Washington's last goal. Things looked dire, but Nick Backstrom has finally reminded the Caps how…
From new shirts to our limited edition ugly sweater, there are a lot of RMNB items that would be make great Christmas…
From new shirts to our limited edition ugly sweater, there are a lot of RMNB items that would be make great Christmas…
Columbus head coach and NHL person most likely to self-describe as "deplorable" John Tortorella is in the news today. First, he completely and…
Sunday night, the Washington Capitals played the Calgary Flames at the Scotiabank Saddledome. The best moment of the night was at the…
Last night the Washington Capitals eked out a 3-2 win over the Winnipeg Jets on the back of a last-minute (literally) Jay Beagle…
So… that was a pretty banner. K, got that out of the way. The game got off to a furious start. Within…
If you don't remember how to swear because of a hockey game, here's a short story about Tom Kuhnhackl and Braden Holtby.
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