Let’s. Party.
It’s that time again. Before the Caps get bad again and before Ian becomes a dad, let’s all hang out together, watch the Caps, and get weird. It’s our tenth party, and we’re calling it #RMNBX in honor of Brett Connolly, Matt Bradley, Mike Richards, and everyone’s all-time fave, Marty Erat.
The crucial details:
Who: All humans, 21 years and up
What: #RMNBX to watch the Capitals at the Canadiens
Where: Iron Horse Tap Room, 507 7th St NW, Washington, DC 20004
When: Saturday, February 4, from noon until whenever
Why: Because
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Things You Surely Must Know About RMNB Parties By Now
- All are welcome. It’s 21 and up, but everyone is welcome. Even if you don’t like Peter or RMNB or the Caps. Even if you think corsi is a lie, and grit is all that matters; we’ve got a high five waiting for you at #RMNBX.
- The Caps tend to win at these parties. By attending, you are helping your team.
- Actual marriages have been formed at RMNB parties. This is not a joke. Wear your finest jeans and jerseys, and think of something charming to say. You are about to meet your future life partner.
- Free hugs from Ian, so feel free to hug Ian. Hugs from Peter — well, oh dear, I’d tell you the cost but I worry you might not be able to handle it. Beware of my hugs. They will cost you dearly.
- Iron Horse is located a short walk south from the Gallery Place Metro and Verizon Center. So you can make a quick exit out of town when you get denied a hug from me.
The good people at Iron Horse have been kind enough to open a few hours early to accommodate our friendly horde. So let’s do show up promptly at noon, do a little day drinking, make merry, and watch me write a poor game recap from a bar.
We’ll be selling exclusive merchandise at the #RMNBX, including one special item that people have been clamoring for for years. Supplies are limited though, and if you wear a small or extra-small, I can’t do anything for ya; sorry.
One more time, and I cannot stress this enough: YOU ARE INVITED.
