You’re Going to Buy This Ugly Alex Ovechkin Christmas Sweater and Love It
For decades, the ugly Christmas sweater has been a fashion faux pas, an ugly, handstiched gift from grandma that you felt obligated…
For decades, the ugly Christmas sweater has been a fashion faux pas, an ugly, handstiched gift from grandma that you felt obligated…
Photo: Caps Instagram After Wednesday's practice concluded, Braden Holtby took his son Ben out on the ice for a father/son skate. Much…
On Monday, Washington Capitals players got a special treat at practice. Cale Chimera, Jason Chimera's adorable six-year-old son, came to the rink…
38-year-old astronaut Reid Wiseman returned to solid ground Sunday, after spending a crazy 166 days in Earth's orbit on the International Space…
Kessel, like a curious squirrel, looks on in confusion. (Photo: Andre Ringuette) Look: I know this has nothing to do with the…
Photo credit: Chris Gordon Alexander Semin is having a rough time in Carolina. He has no goals this season and has been…
Photo: Bill Smith Late in the first period on Friday night, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin checked Niklas Hjalmarsson in open ice.…
"Stay tuned" is what the Capitals told us when we asked when and how fans could buy the team's nifty new Winter…
Photo: @SergeyKocharov The Washington Capitals-designed Winter Classic toque is everywhere tonight. Players were wearing it after practice and on the ice during…
Before the Caps flew out to Chicago on Thursday, John Walton interviewed new first-line forward Tom Wilson. I'd tell you what Wilson…
Photo: Caps Instagram Last night, the Washington Capitals held their annual Season Ticket Holder party. In years past, the event was held…
It's Thursday, so you know what that means: a million Throwback Thursday photos! Peter Wilson, Tom Wilson's older brother, posted the above…
Capitals fourth line forward Liam O'Brien is becoming a fan favorite in D.C. I'm not sure if it's for his general fearlessness…
Over the last few years, Inova Blood Donor Services has held seasonal blood drives at Kettler Capitals Iceplex. Each time, you guys…
Photo: @CourtneyCSN First, Caps legend Peter Bondra joined Joe Beninati and Craig Laughlin in the TV booth. Then Laughlin's daughter Courtney, who…
The Arizona Coyotes scored five unanswered goals on Sunday night, putting the Capitals behind by three. It was a bummer. After Coyotes…
Late in the second period, Tom Wilson and Brandon McMillan got into a heated shoving match. This wasn't an ordinary scrum after…
Photo: @oddwomanrush Before morning skate on Saturday, Florida-based Caps fan Jenna (@oddwomanrush) ran into CSN Washington color commentator Craig Laughlin. That's when…
On Wednesday, Jason Chimera broke his nose in the most grotesque way possible. It looked like a boomerang. It had so much curve our…
It's Ovi-Wan Kenobi! (Illustration by Rachel Cohen) Today is Halloween, which means it's mandatory to wear ridiculous costumes with your favorite Russian…
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