Alex Ovechkin Goes to Wizards Game, Buys Ice Cream All By Himself (GIF)
Because EPIX loves us, they dedicated an entire segment of episode two focusing on Alex Ovechkin's unique personality, on display at a…
Because EPIX loves us, they dedicated an entire segment of episode two focusing on Alex Ovechkin's unique personality, on display at a…
Photo: @Ovi8 Do Ovechkin, Kuznetsov, and Orlov realize Burakovksy isn't-- like-- Russian? What is going on here? I have so many questions.…
In episode one of The Road To The Winter Classic, Tom Wilson and Michael Latta revealed that they are protective of their…
Photos: Eric Brooks RMNB reader Eric Brooks, AKA the Ovechkin Beard Guy, was at Verizon Center last night. He appeared to have…
Photos: Chris Gordon The Capitals offered a special opportunity for fans at Monday's game against the Senators. The team auctioned off the ugly…
Photo: @capsredrockers On Monday, the Washington Capitals broke out a special surprise for the seventh day of Hanukkah. Before their game against…
Heeeey, girl. (Photos: Katie Brown) When I think of the Winter Classic, I think of hockey, snow, and my favorite pastime returning…
Photo: @WashCaps This morning, Washington Capitals skaters practiced in their blue Winter Classic pants, red helmets, and red socks. That's cool, but…
All photos via BrooksLaichyear.com A lot of national media have called Alex Ovechkin selfish, among other awful things over the years. With…
John Kerry is now a friend-of-the-blog, I guess. Like us, he shares a passion for hockey. Kerry has been playing his whole…
Photo: @CapitalsPR Before the Caps and Panthers faced off in Sunrise, Alex Ovechkin, in those ridiculous yellow spandex shorts, met up with some…
Tonight at 10 PM, the first episode of EPIX's Road To The Winter Classic will air online featuring (hopefully) organic, not-at-all-contrived coverage of…
Photo: Rob Carr On Thursday in front of a less than capacity crowd at Verizon Center, Jason Chimera took a brutal penalty…
I'm a horrible influence. On Saturday night, after I noticed Washington Nationals ace Stephen Strasburg was at the Caps game, I encouraged…
Photo: Monumental Network Instagram Russian bros Alex Ovechkin and Evgeny Kuznetsov showed some support to their basketball brethren Sunday, taking in the…
Photos by Chris Gordon. Nicklas Backstrom is a quiet Swedish assist machine. He sits in the background, setting up Ovi and racking…
Photo: Caps Instagram Nicklas Backstrom scored a natural hat trick on Saturday night, which meant Caps fans got a chance to throw…
Wish-recipient Lauren Santora had a great weekend. Her dream came true meeting Alex Ovechkin. She scored on Braden Holtby, a goal that…
Earlier today, the Washington Nationals held their annual fan fest in DC. All of the big names were in attendance (minus big…
Photos: Amanda Bowen On Friday, the Washington Capitals hosted eight-year-old Lauren Santora at Kettler Capitals Iceplex. Lauren, who suffers from type 1…
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