Alex Ovechkin and Me: Eight-Year-Old Lauren Santora’s Day with the Capitals (Photos)
Photos by Chris Gordon. Lauren Santora looked fine today. She does many days. That’s the thing with chronic illness: it’s not as…
Photos by Chris Gordon. Lauren Santora looked fine today. She does many days. That’s the thing with chronic illness: it’s not as…
Screen: @bitingtea Wheel of Fortune Host and Washington Capitals season ticket holder Pat Sajak was on PTI tonight. Sajak filled in as…
In June the Los Angeles Kings won their second championship in three years. We all forced ourselves to smile for Jeff Schultz,…
Photo: Kyle Mace of Chocolate Hockey Steve Oleksy, stuck in Hershey due to Washington's defensive depth, scored one of the biggest goals…
Midway through the first period, Braden Holtby's wife Brandi tweeted out something adorable. As CSN cut to her husband squirting water into…
Photo: @WashCaps Recently, Washington Capitals head coach Barry Trotz broke up the highly-successful "twins" duo of Joel Ward and Jason Chimera. Now,…
I am a proud Marylander, and a bunch of you nerds are too. I can't help but write about this. This morning,…
Monday afternoon, ARLnow.com broke the news that Alex Ovechkin's former Arlington, Virginia home is up for rent. For those of you whose…
Monday morning, the Washington Capitals released the cover of their new dog calendar and it looks great. Featuring a collage of Caps…
For the National Hockey League, November means no shaving. And for most hair-fertile Capitals (sorry, Michael Latta) that meant looking greasy and…
Photo: @a0gr8 Early Sunday morning DC time (2 AM), Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin instagrammed a photo. The Russian machine stood in…
On Friday night, we hosted a private party at a bowling alley in Frederick, Maryland, to say thank you to all the…
Thursday night at Pepsi Center, the Colorado Avalanche honored Peter Forsberg for his recent induction to the Hall of Fame. At the 8-minute…
Photo: @a0gr8 Wednesday night ahead of Washington's game against the Avalanche, Caps Russians Alex Ovechkin, Evgeny Kuznetsov, and Dmitry Orlov reunited with…
Photo via @otterN9NE On Wednesday, St. Louis Blues center Steve Ott tweeted a photo to teammate Kevin Shattenkirk from Saturday's game against…
Photo: @WashCaps Washington Capitals forward Tom Wilson had a bunch of big hits on Tuesday night, six to be exact, but he didn't…
Everybody's favorite global warming non-believer Pat Sajak had glass-side seats at tonight's Caps-Coyotes game. Along with his son, the Wheel of Fortune…
Photo: @tom_wilso I'm sure half our readers could not care less about this photo. Like no cares at all.
Photo: InGoal Magazine You may not know who goaltender Eddie Pasquale is. That's okay. After seeing this mask, you'll never forget him…
The Washington Capitals are out in Phoenix ahead of their game with the Coyotes on Tuesday. And our mustachioed heroes have made…
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