I am a proud Marylander, and a bunch of you nerds are too. I can’t help but write about this.
This morning, my brother forwarded me an email from Under Armour promoting a new t-shirt. It’s amazing. It’s one of those ideas that is so simple and obvious you can’t believe no one has done it before. Under Armour illustrated a can of Old Bay with the text “Tis The Seasoning.” Old Bay, which celebrated its 75th anniversary this year, is about as synonymous with Marylanders as blue crabs are.
Under Armour calls this a holiday shirt, but really, you could get away with wearing this thing year round. And for $29.99, it’s a shirt you need to get some mileage on.
So in summary, if you live in Maryland, this is a shirt you need. It’ll go great with your Baltimore Orioles Maryland flag hat, your UMD hockey sweater, and your gaudy Maryland flag shorts. And it’ll look great in your closet next to those Maryland Pride RMNB shirts you’ve already bought.
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