Safe is Death: Caps beat Canes 2-1
The Capitals played another excruciatingly mild game on Thursday night, this time on the road against the Carolina Hurricanes. They had the…
This Caps Game is So Bad, Let’s Talk About Papa John’s Fritos Pizza
"Just like an interception, I bet you didn't see this one coming." That's how pizza chef/party animal Papa John Shattner begins his latest…
Alex Semin Portrait Haunts Jason Chimera in Visitor Penalty Box
Midway through the first period, former teammate Jason Chimera interfered with Alex Semin along the boards. Semin responded the only way he…
Comcast SportsNet Mid-Atlantic and Dish Network Avoid Blackout After Negotiating Short-Term Extension
For those of you who hate annoying double scrollbars during hockey games, I have some bad news. Comcast SportsNet Mid-Atlantic and Dish…
Caps at Canes Pregame: Into the Woods
It'd be nice if the Capitals would win a hockey game. Oh, look. There's a hockey game tonight. The Carolina Hurricanes, eh?…
Under Armour’s New “Tis The Seasoning” Maryland Pride T-Shirt is Awesome
I am a proud Marylander, and a bunch of you nerds are too. I can't help but write about this. This morning,…
Mike Green, Bottom-Pairing Defenseman
Tommy M gave me a hard time in the comments the other day. I'd like to point to Green and Schmidt's fancy stats.…
New Caps Winter Classic Commercial, Plus Tickets Arrive to Season Ticket Holders
We're officially 29 days away from the Winter Classic. It's time to chug vitamin water and start running 6-minute miles on the…
