It’s Ovi-Wan Kenobi! (Illustration by Rachel Cohen)
Today is Halloween, which means it’s mandatory to wear ridiculous costumes with your favorite Russian broskis, eat Kit Kats until you hurl, and carve pumpkins.
To celebrate the holiday right, we’re asking you guys to upload your holiday-flavored photos below of your Caps-related costumes (pet or human) or Caps-carved pumpkins. Or not. Just come down to the comments with us and hang out. Let’s get a conversation going.
— Nate Schmidt (@nateschmidt29) October 18, 2014
Really. Don’t be shy. If Nate Schmidt and Chris Brown can put these atrocities on the internet and not be made fun of, you’re going to be just fine.
[To Comment In DISQUS: Drop your photo into the comment box, add a caption longer than two characters, and then hit post. The photo will then show up after a few minutes and a manual refresh of the page. Don’t panic and double post! It’ll be there. I promise.]
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