Before the Caps flew out to Chicago on Thursday, John Walton interviewed new first-line forward Tom Wilson. I’d tell you what Wilson said, but I was too busy cracking up at Jason Chimera.
The Caps are on a soul-crushing five-game losing streak, but Chimera still knows how to have fun.
Chimera begins by almost catching Wilson in the face while windmilling a leg guard.
Next, Chimera ups the danger level by 10,000 by bringing an ice skate into the equation.
You guys, this is how freak accidents happen!
Nothing funny here. I just thought the ladies would like this one.
And finally, Willy Baby, here’s a towel.
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