Tom Wilson provides social media with the perfect sarcastic thumbs up GIF
There are two things that Capitals games provide nearly every night: an Alex Ovechkin goal (when we're lucky) and Tom Wilson Getting…
There are two things that Capitals games provide nearly every night: an Alex Ovechkin goal (when we're lucky) and Tom Wilson Getting…
In the third period of the Leafs-Senators game tonight, 22-year-old Auston Matthews went viral for an all-time diss where he didn't utter…
Over the last two seasons, the Washington Capitals have been publishing player reaction GIFs on their social media platforms. These clips have…
The other day, the Capitals posted this GIF of Andre Burakovsky in a reply to a fan on Twitter. Now I'm not…
When RMNB got started, The Washington Post's Capitals coverage was anchored by the wise and gregarious Tarik El-Bashir. In 2012 Tarik left…
Reader Fred E was apparently at Wednesday's preseason game in Raleigh, and he's got compelling video to prove it. The Capitals lost…
Alex Ovechkin is a future hall-of-fame player. Twenty seconds into the Caps' preseason game against the Carolina Hurricanes, he reminded a 21-year-old…
Are you not entertained? Keep you heads up, Caps interns. Tom Wilson is so excited for Opening Night, he's playing street hockey…
Alex Ovechkin got a lot accomplished in his final weekend in Russia before returning to DC. Ovi got engaged to his girlfriend Nastya Shubskaya…
Evgeny Kuznetsov has always been good at celebrating goals. We've seen him kayak down the ice, do push-ups, play dead on the…
In the final minute of last night's game, Minnesota Wild forward Thomas Vanek had a run-in with Braden Holtby. It did not…
Unable to muster much offense during the first 35 minutes of the game, the Capitals finally woke from their slumber during four-on-four with…
Milan Lucic has a history of running goaltenders. Tonight he tried to do it to Braden Holtby. Instead he got butt-checked.
Former Flames forward Curtis Glencross is figuratively on fire right now. (I stole this from Katie Brown.) He just scored again and…
Alex Ovechkin is nearly impossible to stop on the power play-- even if you know a shot his coming. He's even more difficult to…
Jason Chimera has been involved lately. He's been scoring goals and playing an angrier, grittier game. That continued against the Buffalo Sabres…
Alex Ovechkin just scored his 44th goal of the season. It came during the power play from, oh c'mon, you know where.…
Tom Wilson is talented at checking multiple people at the same time. A few weeks ago, he hit the Islanders' Travis Hamonic and…
Curtis Glencross just nabbed his first point as a Washington Capital, a power-play goal against the Minnesota Wild. Glencross reeled in a…
With all the sweating under those helmets, hockey players' hair understandably gets a little crazy after practices and games. Washington Capitals captain…
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