Former Flames forward Curtis Glencross is figuratively on fire right now. (I stole this from Katie Brown.) He just scored again and I think I know what’s fueling him: delicious, delicious Roy Rogers.
In his first five games with the Caps, Glencross has scored three times – all in the first period. (He also has points in all five games with Washington.) The Capitals have a promotion with Roy Rogers: if they score in the first period, you get a free sandwich.
We’re eating for free tomorrow, babaaaaay.
#Roys Alert! Glenross delivers some for the 3rd time! Stop by @RoysRestaurants! More info: http://t.co/wjDvwlw0CA pic.twitter.com/NxgAUXjPDa
— Washington Capitals (@washcaps) March 13, 2015
Also, I need to address this right now. No, we’re not calling him Scoreface. That nickname isn’t ours. He’s Gold Rush Glencross and he always keeps fries in his holster. He wins fries.
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