Someone Threw a Crab on the Ice, Because Baltimore
Right after Casey Wellman scored a humdinger of a goal off some anonymous Bruin's puffybum during Tuesday's Baltimore Hockey Classic, a fan…
Right after Casey Wellman scored a humdinger of a goal off some anonymous Bruin's puffybum during Tuesday's Baltimore Hockey Classic, a fan…
After a bit of a delay securing a work visa, presumptive second-line center Mikhail Grabovski has finally joined the Capitals in Arlington.…
We asked you, the deranged and lovely readers of RMNB, to congratulate our hero Alex Ovechkin on his 28th year of life.…
At first, we didn't have video of Joel Rechlicz's decisive shootout goal to defeat the Philadelphia Flyers 4-3 on Monday night, so…
Artists' rendition by Peter H. Age 29. (Click to embiggen) Joel Rechlicz has played 26 games at the NHL level and come…
As one of the few competent Canadian teams in the NHL, the Vancouver Canucks have been watched with rapt attention the last…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume/Getty Images Washington Capitals power forward prospect Tom Wilson has come a long way from where he was last…
Photo credit: Sean Kilpatrick Washington Capitals prospect Stan Galiev entered last season as a high-rated prospect, a talented Russian forward with lots…
Fellow RMNBers, mark your calendars. On Tuesday, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin will turn 28 years old. To celebrate the occasion, we…
Our friends at the Pensblog wrote an interesting item last week about how the five-year post-championship grace period is already over for…
Because the NHL loves us and wants us to be happy, they mic'd up Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin during yesterday's Kraft…
"Bailamos" is about to begin its third season as our official goal celebration song. Let the ruythtyrhthnmn take you over. First person…
Happy Friday, people. Enjoy it, 'cause for the next few months, your Fridays belong to Uncle Ted's team. In November, December, and…
Alex Ovechkin is upping his promotional game in the run-up to the Winter Olympics in Sochi, and Gillette is getting in on…
Photo credit: @wyshynski As the Washington Capitals training camp opened to the public on Thursday, captain Alex Ovechkin had a pep in his step.…
Photo: The great Clydeorama The Capitals are stocked with three excellent defenders in John Carlson, Karl Alzner, and Mike Green. Each brings…
Washington Capitals forward Brooks Laich came out from the lockerroom and addressed with the media why he left the ice only after…
Photo credit: Justin K. Aller Well that was fast. Our long national nightmare continues. Brooks Laich is hurt again. Laich went off…
Green with his fiancée Courtney Parrie On Tuesday night, extremely rich and beautiful sports people congregated at the National Building Museum on…
I'm not trying to make this series coincide with jersey numbers, but when the Rangers call upon you ya gotta step up.…
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