How Russian Machine Helped Discover Ice on Mercury
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RMNB's new "Hahaha Ice" T-Shirts can be purchased here. While we dedicate a lot of our time to RMNB, our team slaves…
Photo credit: dynamo.ru In one of the biggest KHL regular season games of the year, Alex Ovechkin, Nicklas Backstrom, and the rest…
Guys, Kuzya's not really dead. We promise. Caps prospect Evgeny Kuznetsov started the season with an impressive stretch of nine goals and…
When Washington Capitals prospect Stan Galiev was demoted to the Reading Royals earlier this season, the 20-year-old Russian took it in stride.…
During the third period of the AHL Showcase between the Hershey Bears and Norfolk Admirals, Caps fans broke into several "Fire Bettman"…
Photo credit: Rachel B. We shoulda made some PUNCH THIS FACE signs with Gary Bettman's face on 'em.
Filip Forsberg and Jacob De La Rose celebrate. (Photo credit: Leksands IF) Washington Capitals first-round pick Filip Forsberg, who recently was named…
Photo credit: dynamo.ru In Dynamo's 3-1 win over Lokomotiv Wednesday, Alex Ovechkin extended his KHL point-streak to nine games with a first…
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett The last few days, there have been a number of positive signs that the NHL lockout may be…
The guy's a natural. In "oh my God, end the fucking lockout already" news, Nike just released a video promoting their new…
Riley Barber against Brandon Anselmini of Ferris State. (Photo credit: Rachel Lewis / Triple Deke Photography) It's easy to be overlooked when you're…
Wheeee!!!! While Dmitry Orlov is a defenseman who is known more for his offensive instincts, the 21-year-old Russian sure loves to hit…
Before Alex Ovechkin recorded his first hat trick in nearly two years, he had to escape a throng of frenzied children blocking…
Photo credit: khl.ru When Alex Ovechkin signed with Dynamo Moscow in September, many expected the Russian machine to dominate, putting up points…
Former Blue Jacket Maxim Mayorov felt Nick Backstrom's wrath during Monday's game between Atlant and Dynamo Moscow. In the third period of…
Reader Stephen C. forwarded us this email. On Monday, Ticketmaster sent him a campaign promoting the December 4th Capitals/Islanders at Nassau Coliseum.…
Way back in 2006 and before he became hockey's version of Neil Degrasse Tyson on HBO 24/7, Russian goaltender Ilya Bryzgalov -- then…
Blame it on my birthday; blame it on turkey day. Last week, during Dynamo's 4-2 loss to Severstal Cherepovets, I totally dropped…
"So I hear the Bettman get meteor. How burning rock solve lockout????" (Photo credit: dynamo.ru) Fueled by two bonafide NHL superstars, Dynamo…
Last week, Washington Capitals center Nicklas Backstrom celebrated his 25th birthday in Russia. To mark the day, Dynamo Moscow fans gave him a…
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