Mikhail Grabovski Calls Phil Kessel a Musketeer
Photo illustration by me Sunday's preseason game between the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Buffalo Sabres turned into a sideshow, as a…
Photo illustration by me Sunday's preseason game between the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Buffalo Sabres turned into a sideshow, as a…
Wes Johnson kicks off the event. (Photos by Chris Gordon) As Saturday evening wound down, the streets around the Walter E. Washington…
Sorry Penguin. (Photo credit: @ZackkShapp) [Editor's Note: Two years ago, we debuted a t-shirt parodying the Pittsburgh Penguins. Rachel Cohen did the…
While Alex Ovechkin is easily the most celebrated player on the Washington Capitals, someone else was the star of Caps Con. Everyone…
The Nationals, picked by some to win the World Series, have had a disappointing season. The Orioles are all-but-eliminated from the postseason.…
On a normal day, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin can shoot a puck at 100 terrifying miles per hour towards the net.…
Cooking with Paige, Kate, and Mike. (Photos by Chris Gordon) [Ed note: At Capitals Convention on Saturday, friend-of-the-blog Kate Hudson was selected…
Yep. (Photos by Chris Gordon) There were some wild panels at this year’s Capitals Convention. My friend Kate cooked with Mike Green,…
The Brouwer Rangers showed up to this year's Capitals Convention on Saturday. Being the first Caps Con in their new dubs, the…
It's Saturday in Washington, DC. Everyone except me did the Caps Convention thing today: picking up merch, getting signatures, checking out Troy…
Photo credit: Capitals Overtime According to Katie Carrera, the Washington Capitals have assigned Nathan Walker and three other players to Hershey. During…
The Caps and Pens face-off in the 2011 Winter Classic. (Photo credit: Brian Babineau) For the past few days we’ve waited with bated…
Photo: @washcaps Brendan Witt spent his twenties on the Washington Capitals' blue line. From 1995 to 2006, Witt loosened fillings and racked…
Photo credit: Justin K. Aller This morning we talked about whom the Capitals might play against at the fabled 2015 Winter Classic, which…
"Frozen in the Moment" by !dragonmmho The Washington Capitals are set to announce that they'll be hosting the 2015 Winter Classic at Caps…
Hold it here! Craig Laughlin poses after scoring a tying goal late in the third. (Photo credit: Chris Gordon) On a crisp…
Alex Ovechkin won the Hart and Richard Trophies last season. He was pretty great-- particularly on the power play. Looking forward to…
Photo credit: business-gazeta.ru Washington Capitals top prospect Evgeny Kuznetsov is currently at home recuperating from shoulder surgery. Two weeks ago, Kuznetsov took…
Connor Carrick (#58) waits for the puck drop with Tom Wilson and Aaron Volpatti. (Photo credit: Samantha Pyear/Q Net News) We received…
Last night's Baltimore Hockey Classic was fun. Alex Ovechkin shattered glass just by looking at it, Braden Holtby chillaxed, and decapod crustaceans…
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