TJ Oshie is out of the Capitals' lineup, but not out of their hearts. Devante Smith-Pelly, who was recalled after Oshie fractured…
On Friday the Colorado Avalanche defeated the Calgary Flames in five games to move on to the second round of the playoffs.…
Creative Caps' fan Miranda is perhaps best known for her hair-larious Carl Hagelin sign. While she made that sign to welcome Hagelin…
Last Monday, during the Capitals' loss to the Canes in Game Three, Alex Ovechkin and Andrei Svechnikov got into a brutal fight.…
Everyone processes a separation from a loved one in different ways: some people delete their exes' phone number, throw away old mementos,…
The Carolina Hurricanes have lost another forward to injury. Halfway through the first period of Game Four, Jordan Martinook took an awkward…
Wednesday morning the NHL announced that the Washington Capitals have nominated Tom Wilson for the 2018-19 King Clancy Memorial Trophy. The trophy…
Ten-year-old Will Altman is just about the biggest Tom Wilson fan around--and for good reason. While he thinks of Tom Wilson as…
The day after Alex Ovechkin and Andrei Svechnikov got into a fight during Game Three of the Stanley Cup playoffs, Andrei's older…
Don Cherry and Ron MacLean hosted their usual Coach's Corner during Hockey Night in Canada before the end of Monday's Game Three…
Carolina Hurricanes head coach Rod Brind'Amour couldn't say anything specific about Andre Svechnikov's injury resulting from the fight with Alex Ovechkin. By…
After a roller-coaster ride of a game, Team USA beat Team Finland in a shootout to take home IIHF gold for the…
The Capitals had plenty to celebrate with their overtime victory over the Carolina Hurricanes--and celebrate they did. After Brooks Orpik netted the…
A scary moment in the second period of Game Two: Hurricanes goalie Petr Mrázek took a hard one-timer from John Carlson off…
Oh, Kuzy. The Capitals' second-line center is eccentric in a lot of ways, including his bird walk celly, but the latest news…
Capitals players' significant others have a new accessory to go along with their new playoff blazers: their mans' faces as pins. Nastya…
Every first-round match-up has now played their first game of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. If your team has already been eliminated, and…
It's April, which means the flower buds and playoff beards have just entered their awkward pretween phase. Also, playoff games--and the correlating…
The playoffs have started and the goodwill between the Capitals and their former teammate Justin Williams seems to have already come to…
Don't worry, environmentally-conscious Caps fan: the Stanley Cup may not have a recycling symbol on its base, but that doesn't mean it…
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