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Braden Holtby can’t cross the border because he doesn’t have the proper paperwork for his tortoises

Braden Holtby signed a two-year deal with the Vancouver Canucks worth $4.3 million per year on the first day of free agency in October, officially ending his long tenure in DC. Since then, the Holtbys have acclimated themselves to their new Canadian city, but two of their family members had to tragically stay back in DC.

Honey and Maple Holtby, the family’s two tortoises, have been unable to cross the border, along with dad, due to some red tape at the US Fish and Wildlife Services. Brandi asked for help on her Twitter account on Wednesday so they can swiftly reunite the family.

“We miss our boys!” Brandi wrote.

The family didn’t know that they needed an “export permit.”

This pretty much sums up the situation.

The two tortoises are cute and both love hockey and lettuce. Also, they’re the pseudo spawn of the greatest goaltender in Capitals history.

We know we have a lot of readers who work for the government, so are there any of you out there that can help?

11/19 update: The Holtbys have gotten in touch with the Fish and Wildlife Service and “are working towards a solution to get Braden and the boys home!”

11/20 update: Braden Holtby crossed the border today with his two tortoises!

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