The Washington Capitals are in California right now. We know this because their newly invigorated social media team put out this good good tweet:
🎶 California here we comeeeee 🎶 pic.twitter.com/BbKLzyr1zc
— Washington ☃️ Capitals (@Capitals) December 2, 2019
But now, we’re in a conundrum. Who would the Caps be if the Caps were the cast of The OC? Except we’re not actually asking this question, because we already know the answers. This is actually Not Up For Debate. Special, mid-season edition.
The red-hot breakout star, bound for bigger things.
Can’t believe he always has to be the adult and clean up after you idiots.
Thug… with a heart of gold. He’s our thug now.
The hair. The vibes. The righteousness. This is not up for debate.
He can’t stop getting in trouble, but we know deep down he’s not a bad boy.
Can we just be serious for a moment please, Eugene?
Not just pretty, TRAGICALLY pretty.
Wildly popular. Maybe a bit spoiled. But above all lovable and funny.
Young, making mistakes, but learning!
Dirty blonde hair, and we hated her when she first showed up.
A wonderful person, but the timing just wasn’t right.
Please use the comments below to congratulate us on our perfect picks, which, by the way, are Not Up For Debate.
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