The Washington Capitals are in California right now. We know this because their newly invigorated social media team put out this good good tweet:
🎶 California here we comeeeee 🎶 pic.twitter.com/BbKLzyr1zc
— Washington ☃️ Capitals (@Capitals) December 2, 2019
But now, we’re in a conundrum. Who would the Caps be if the Caps were the cast of The OC? Except we’re not actually asking this question, because we already know the answers. This is actually Not Up For Debate. Special, mid-season edition.
Jakub Vrana, Alex Kelly
The red-hot breakout star, bound for bigger things.
Nicklas Backstrom, Kirsten Cohen
Can’t believe he always has to be the adult and clean up after you idiots.
Radko Gudas, Luke Ward
Thug… with a heart of gold. He’s our thug now.
Braden Holtby, Sandy Cohen
The hair. The vibes. The righteousness. This is not up for debate.
Tom Wilson, Ryan Atwood
He can’t stop getting in trouble, but we know deep down he’s not a bad boy.
Evgeny Kuznetsov, Seth Cohen
Can we just be serious for a moment please, Eugene?
Michal Kempny, Marissa Cooper
Not just pretty, TRAGICALLY pretty.
Alex Ovechkin, Summer Roberts
Wildly popular. Maybe a bit spoiled. But above all lovable and funny.
Ilya Samsonov, Kaitlyn Cooper
Young, making mistakes, but learning!
Carl Hagelin, Taylor Townsend
Dirty blonde hair, and we hated her when she first showed up.
Philipp Grubauer, Anna Stern
A wonderful person, but the timing just wasn’t right.
Please use the comments below to congratulate us on our perfect picks, which, by the way, are Not Up For Debate.










