NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman is universally disliked. Tonight, as he walked out to start the 2015 NHL Draft in Sunrise, Florida, Panthers fans booed him mercilessly. It’s soooooo awkward. Also funny. Definitely funny. Excruciatingly funny.
If Gary Bettman was a wrestler, he’d be the most successful heel in WWE history. Look at him eat that heat like it’s Halloween candy. It’s like he spent hours giving Hulk Hogan chair shots to the groin before cutting a promo.
After causing three lockouts, giving oblivious answers like these to very serious problems, and having one serious Napoleon complex, maybe– JUST MAYBE– it’s time literally anyone else handles these events.
How about Wayne Gretzky? Okay, problem solved.
Now: more booing.
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