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Barry Trotz is The Boy Who Lived, Plus the Sorting Hat Sorts the 2014-15 Capitals

Photoshop by Ian

Barry Trotz got hit by Marcus Johansson’s stick tonight. That was maybe the most exciting part of an otherwise dreary game, so Ian cranked out this photoshop.

And now, because Peter insisted…

RMNB’s Sorting Hat sorts the 2014-15 Capitals!

Player House
Karl Alzner Ravenclaw
Nicklas Backstrom Gryffindor
Jay Beagle  Hufflepuff
Troy Brouwer  Slytherin
Andre Burakovsky  Gryffindor
John Carlson  Slytherin
Jason Chimera  Ravenclaw
Eric Fehr  Gryffindor
Mike Green  Ravenclaw
Jack Hillen  No one knows
Braden Holtby  Hufflepuff
Marcus Johansson  Ravenclaw
Evgeny Kuznetsov  Hufflepuff
Brooks Laich  Gryffindor
Michael Latta  Gryffindor
Matt Niskanen  Ravenclaw
Brooks Orpik  Gryffindor
Alex Ovechkin  Slytherin
Justin Peters  The Sorting Hat forgot him
Nate Schmidt  Hufflepuff prefect
Joel Ward  Hufflepuff
Tom Wilson  Slytherin

And now, because Peter finished his part of this post before Ian finished his…

RMNB’s Sorting Hat sorts the 2014-15 RMNB Crew!

RMNBer House
Ian Oland Hufflepuff
Chris Gordon Ravenclaw
Igor Kleyner  Gryffindor
Rachel Cohen  Hufflepuff
Ravenclaw
Fedor Fedin  Gryffindor
Pat Holden  Ravenclaw
Peter Hassett  Ravenclaw, studying abroad at Beauxbatons

This might be the most controversial post in our website’s history.

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