Photo: Peter Holgersson / Bildbyran Editor's Note -- Throughout the season, Fedor will be posting scouting reports for Capitals prospects around the globe,…
Madison Bowey and Team Canada will try to bring Wolrd Junior supremacy to Canada on home soil. (Photo: Hockey Canada) On Friday,…
Illustration by Rachel Cohen From all of us at RMNB to you: Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy [belated] Hanukkah, and a Happy…
Because EPIX loves us, they dedicated an entire segment of episode two focusing on Alex Ovechkin's unique personality, on display at a…
Photo: @Ovi8 Do Ovechkin, Kuznetsov, and Orlov realize Burakovksy isn't-- like-- Russian? What is going on here? I have so many questions.…
In episode one of The Road To The Winter Classic, Tom Wilson and Michael Latta revealed that they are protective of their…
When Rick Nash scored the Rangers' third goal -- the eventual game-winner in their 4-2 defeat of the Washington Capitals -- I…
The Caps lost, but here's episode two of Epix Presents the Road to the Winter Classic. Watch along with us and let's…
The Washington Capitals lost to the New York Rangers tonight, but dammit, the Caps gave them one hell of a fight in the…
Photo: Alex Trautwig On Tuesday night, some of the Washington Capitals must have put on their kerchiefs and others their caps to settle…
The New York Rangers have played physical with Alex Ovechkin all night long. There was no play that illustrated that better than after…
Chag Sameach, homies. We've got one more game before everyone shuts down for holiday silliness. Problem is-- this game's against the big…
Sad Lundqvist is sad. 'Tis the holiday season and we're just going to go ahead and assume you've all been enjoying the…
Photos: Eric Brooks RMNB reader Eric Brooks, AKA the Ovechkin Beard Guy, was at Verizon Center last night. He appeared to have…
Photos: Chris Gordon The Capitals offered a special opportunity for fans at Monday's game against the Senators. The team auctioned off the ugly…
Photo credit: Rob Carr On Saturday night, Nate Schmidt and Andre Burakovsky sat out as the Capitals faced the Devils in Newark.…
I was watching Joe Buck on The Tonight Show a few years ago. Buck was telling Jay Leno that he got so bored with commentating that…
Anteater convention (Photo: Alex Brandon) The furious, points-laden month of December continues for the Washington Capitals, who stubbornly refuse to lose. Soundly outplaying…
Braden Holtby is a god. Check out this huge save against the Senators. While on the PK, Holtby showed off his flexibility and quickness, snatching…
Photo: @capsredrockers On Monday, the Washington Capitals broke out a special surprise for the seventh day of Hanukkah. Before their game against…
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