Reebok’s Bizarre Winter Classic Ads Feature Joel Ward as a Lumberjack and Shirtless in a Lake (Photos)
Heeeey, girl. (Photos: Katie Brown) When I think of the Winter Classic, I think of hockey, snow, and my favorite pastime returning…
Heeeey, girl. (Photos: Katie Brown) When I think of the Winter Classic, I think of hockey, snow, and my favorite pastime returning…
Photo: @AdamVingan The NHL has released a rendering of what Nats Park will look like on New Year's Day. It looks like…
Back in 2010, we — okay, Ian & Peter — created a campaign to get Barack Obama to a Caps game. It…
The Washington Capitals revealed Braden Holtby's new mask for the Winter Classic and it is awesome. Adorned with the classic Caps logo,…
Photo: @WashCaps This morning, Washington Capitals skaters practiced in their blue Winter Classic pants, red helmets, and red socks. That's cool, but…
All photos via BrooksLaichyear.com A lot of national media have called Alex Ovechkin selfish, among other awful things over the years. With…
Photo: Julio Cortez The greatest scorer in the NHL has done it again. Alex Ovechkin had gone four games without a goal going…
Photo: Al Bello The Washington Capitals tolerated one period of boring New Jersey Devils-style hockey before they unleashed the fury. Lifted by goals…
Backstrom on his back, celebrating. The Capitals had a tenuous one-goal lead over the Devils until the top line, featuring one Jay…
At 7 PM tonight the Caps will lace up at Prudential Center in hopes of extending their point streak. Well, hopefully they'll have…
Photo: Kyle Mace/Chocolate Hockey Remember a few weeks ago when we wrote about Stan Galiev scoring 3 goals in 3 games for…
A few weeks ago, I did a feature on Frederick native Amelia Segal, one of NBC 4's star meteorologists. We learned about…
The drama continues. Hours after the Capitals announced that they had sent Andre Burakovsky to AHL Hershey, the Swedish Hockey Federation held…
The Washington Capitals released their holiday video today. The video features players from the Wizards and Caps posing, ridiculously, for Christmas cards.…
Photo: Patrick McDermott Friday morning, the Washington Capitals sent Andre Burakovsky to the American Hockey League's Hershey Bears. The demotion comes on…
Fehr watches the puck go in from his knees. Mike Green was a hockey Istari all Thursday night, but never more than…
Photo: Mike Munden Ever notice how awful and awesome share the same root? Same with terrible and terrific. There's some cosmic link between being great and…
Hockey is a funny. Sometimes the offensively inept Brooks Orpik scores the prettiest goal of the season in a 20-round shootout. Sometimes shy-shooting Karl Alzner…
The second period of the Caps/Blue Jackets was insane. There were 42 penalty minutes in the middle stanza and three fights. The…
When are you supposed to lie down and slide in hockey? I don't know. Maybe Alex Ovechkin doesn't either. In the first…
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