Chag Sameach, homies. We’ve got one more game before everyone shuts down for holiday silliness. Problem is– this game’s against the big bad New York Rangers. The Caps and the Rangers are pretty much in the same spot in the standings, so this game will factor big when it comes to sorting the Metro teams.
Join us, won’t you, on CSN for a 7 PM bout at Madison Square Garden. Bring the figgy pudding and adult egg nog. We won’t go until we get some. We won’t go until we get some. We won’t go until we get some. So score us some goals.
|Team||Record||Possession||PDO||Power Play||Penalty Kill|
|New York Rangers||17-10-4||49.8%||101.7||15.8%||82.3%|
Back to backs and no morning skate, so I’ve got no idea. We hear that Burakovsky and Schmidt will be back, but who knows. We don’t know who the goalie will be. This is just a bunch of names really.
Ovechkin – Backstrom – Wilson
Johansson – Kuznetsov – Brouwer
Laich– Fehr – Ward
Chimera – Latta – Beagle
Orpik – Carlson
Alzner – Niskanen
Schmidt – Green
In my opinion.
Though “White Christmas” is probably the best pop song ever written.
Schmidt loses waiver exemption after he plays in 9 more games. Prolonging that flexibility wouldn't be a reason to sit him, would it?
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