Why Sacrificing A Goat Won’t Help Mike Knuble
Mike Knuble's struggles are widely known in Caps circles (one goal in fourteen games), but sacrificing a goat, as he joked he…
Mike Knuble's struggles are widely known in Caps circles (one goal in fourteen games), but sacrificing a goat, as he joked he…
Boyd Gordon leads in scoring chance percentage. (Photo by Mitchell Layton/Getty Images) Another week in the books, and I have three questions:…
Game Over. (Photo credit: Luis M. Alvarez) Traditionally, Sunday games have been trouble for the Washington Capitals. The crowd might be docile,…
You'd think the Capitals, after suffering two consecutive beatdowns at the hands of the Boston Bruins, would have the good sense not…
Bad stick penalties, better goals. Vintage Sasha. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) The upshot: The Caps squeak by an uneven bout with the…
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (All photos by Jeff McIntosh) Halloween. This is the time of year when the eerie and unlikely are commonplace. This is…
Chuck Kobasew starts the scoring for the Wild (Photo Credit: Jim Mone) For those of us wondering if the Caps can string…
10/30 Update: The video's no longer available. At least we have a screenshot. We give ESPN a hard time for its chronically…
Michal Neuvirth robs Eric Staal. (Photo credit: Gregg Forwerck) The Washington Capitals began their transcontinental road trip in style. Undisputed #1 goalie, Michal…
Thursday night, for one night only, see the fight of the ages. One man faces his deadliest dangerous foe yet: himself! Niklas…
The Capitals' awful, awful, very bad, no good week came to an unexpectedly pleasant finish on Saturday night. Alex Semin's hat trick…
The hat-tricker and the catalyst celebrate their line's third goal of the night. (Photo credit: Nick Wass) As the Capitals entered tonight's…
This November's issue of GQ magazine (on newsstands everywhere) contains a feature by Michael Idov about Alex Ovechkin called, "Ovechkin With Love."…
Milan Lucic and the Bruins are too much for the Caps to handle for a second straight night. (Photo credit: Mary Schwalm)…
The Washington Capitals must have wanted to party after returning from their rowdy victory in Nashville. On Saturday the 16th (and well…
Matt Hendricks makes sure Gregory Campbell remembers to never mess with #8 again. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) In the first of their…
Brooks Laich celebrates his OTGWG. (Photo Credit: Joe Howell) With Tom Poti and Mike Green out due to injury, we all knew…
Nicklas Backstrom's first goal of the year is the game-winner! (Photo Credit: Bruce Bennett) The Caps' final game of their three-game residency…
Readers of the blog know I put a lot of stock into numbers to help put context around which players are performing…
Your new desktop background: Ovi's OTGWG. Click to enlarge. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume) Well, you could argue that the Washington Capitals did not…
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