Eric Belanger Is Chuck Norris Tough
How tough are hockey players? After taking a stick to the mush in the first period, Eric Belanger ripped his own tooth…
How tough are hockey players? After taking a stick to the mush in the first period, Eric Belanger ripped his own tooth…
Tonight, the Montreal Canadiens needed to respond. After being taken to the woodshed Monday night, it was time for the Habs to…
[UPDATED YET AGAIN] [UPDATED BELOW] Our favorite beat reporters, Tarik El-Bashier (The Washington Post) and Corey Masisak (hired gun), are on the…
Tonight's exhilarating win in Montreal was marred by some nonsense. A small, but vocal segment of the Canadiens fan base took it…
Ovechkin hails his Canadiens fans after his second-period goal (AP Photo/The Canadian Press,Ryan Remiorz) Finally, the Washingon Capitals finish a game in…
Following Ovie's first goal, the fourth of the game, Nicklas Backstrom cradled Alex Ovechkin by the face and showed him how to…
Semyon Varlamov takes over for Jose Theodore (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images) In his last appearance in net, Jose Theodore allowed two…
While you're Rocking the Red at the Verizon Center during this playoff season, you might accidentally run into such esteemed ticket-holders as…
[Ed. note - Our apologies, but tonight's game mandates celebration. We're going to cut the recap short so that we can celebrate!]…
The time for analysis is through. This was the wrong kind of game to open the post-season especially after last year's bitter…
Thursday will mark the fifth time the Montreal Canadiens and Washington Capitals face off this season. The Internets are awash with intelligent…
In accordance with no one in particular, Russian Machine Never Breaks proudly presents #beardpact. From Thursday morning until the night Alex Ovechkin…
To prepare for the playoffs, we at RMNB were compelled to revamp our store. Gone are the Bruce WTF, inSEMINation & We…
Via Tarik El-Bashir, Bruce Boudreau has confirmed what we all freakin' knew: Jose Theodore is our man. Jose has a .911% save…
Hot off the presses, people! SERIES A TIME (ET) #1 Washington vs. #8 Montreal Thursday, April 15, 2010 7 p.m. Montreal at…
The last game of the season is a curious thing. The playoffs are a sure thing, and the only matters left to…
The Norris Trophy sounds simple to award: "The James Norris Memorial Trophy is an annual award given to the defense player who…
It felt like a special night. The Caps' final match with the Atlanta Thrashers had special gravity: Alex Ovechkin trailed Sidney Crosby…
With the regular season winding down it's only fitting we should start seeing opinions on who should win the Hart Trophy, "given…
It's Jeff Schultz! +44 Oh, Sara Bae. You slay us.
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