Rachel Cohen’s Illuminated Take on Caps vs Devils
[Ed. note: Russian Machine Never Breaks' resident artist, Rachel Cohen, attended last night's home opener against the Devils. Here is her recap…
Caps beat Devils 7-2 as the Circus Comes to Town
Ovie converts on the penalty shot. (Photo credit: Greg Fiume/NHLI via Getty Images) In the eternal words of Keanu Reeves, whoa. Tonight's…
Caps Lose 3-0 to Predators in Final Preseason Game
Photo by Nick Wass/AP Well, it's a good thing we got this out of the way. Every hockey team has a measure…
D.J. King: Did the Caps Need a Regulator?
Since Donald Brashear parted company with the team in 2009, we've been hearing that the Caps need an enforcer. Apparently to sate…
Gregory Campbell Checks Alex Ovechkin Headfirst Into Boards
Photo by Greg Fiume/Getty Images. In the dwindling minutes of tonight's game with the Boston Bruins, Gregory Campbell ran Alex Ovechkin headfirst…
New Varly Blog Post: A Little About American Life
Semyon Varlamov, fresh off his 20-save night in Columbus, has just blogged another bloggy blog. In today's installment, the Varlamonster discusses assimilating…
Flash Scoring 65 Points? Take The Under
Tomas Fleischmann is the front runner to center the Caps second line between Brooks Laich and Alexander Semin this coming season, which…
Read Neil Greenberg’s Debut with WaPo
A year ago, you might have known Neil Greenberg only for his razor-sharp analysis on 5ive Hole, but the most controversial acquisition…
New Varly Blog Post: “Getting Ready For The Season”
Semyon Varlamov's LiveJournal is a curious little gem. Started at the end of August, the Russian-language blog toiled in neglect, threatening to…
Braden Holtby Debuts His New Goalie Mask on Caps365
Today, Hershey Goaltender Braden Holtby showed off his new Capitals Mask to Mike Vogel of Caps365. Among the notable things that were…
Semyon Varlamov Finally Breaking-In New Mask Bought Last Year
Semyon Varlamov took to the ice this morning sporting a sharp-looking freshly painted goalie mask. You know, that one he purchased way…
Andrew Gordon Answers Our Readers’ Questions: Part II
In part two of our Q/A with Andrew Gordon (part one can be read here), Gordo discusses his favorite NHL players and…
Andrew Gordon Answers Our Readers’ Questions: Part 1
A few weeks ago while the blog took a week hiatus, we asked if any of you had questions for player-turned-blogger Andrew…
Alex Ovechkin’s New Glass Shattering Capital One Commercial
Oh look! It's another adorable promo. This time featuring everyone's favorite Caveman Captain, Alex Ovechkin. In the above clip, Ovechkin joins the…
NES Ovechkin: Stick Of Fire, I Score Goal
Enjoy. Created by clockwize. S/T to Puck Daddy.
Mike Knuble And Fine Wine: Both Better With Age?
It's no secret that Mike Knuble is a fan favorite not only among Capital fans, but around the NHL in general. He's…
Does Everyone Need More Bradley?
Everyone Needs More Bradley, right? Whether Matt Bradley was scoring game winning goals, working the PK against some tough competition, staying out…
Andrew Gordon: No Rest For The Weary
For those of you who weren’t able to make it to #rmnbparty, we announced that Andrew Gordon will be blogging with us…
Leap Towards a Cure Charity Hockey Tournament
Abram Fox, friend of the blog and contributor to the DC Sports Box, recently wrote to us asking if we could promote…
Would Willie Mitchell Be An Upgrade On The Caps Blueline?
Photo by Rich Lam/Getty Images North America "We need a blueliner" is a typical Caps Fan's lament this offseason (second only to…
