Tom Wilson’s butt slash inspires TJ Oshie to score 12th goal of season
In the spirit of RMNB's unwavering commitment to hard-hitting journalism, here's another update to Tom Wilson and TJ Oshie's bizarre pregame butt-slashing routine.…
In the spirit of RMNB's unwavering commitment to hard-hitting journalism, here's another update to Tom Wilson and TJ Oshie's bizarre pregame butt-slashing routine.…
Tuesday night at Verizon Center, former Capitals defenseman Connor Carrick will be playing the second game in his former barn since being…
Early in the first period, Tom Wilson knocked John Moore out of the game while trying to forecheck in the offensive zone.…
Less then five minutes into Saturday's game in New Jersey, Devils defenseman John Moore got injured. Play was halted as medical staff…
Three minutes after Alex Ovechkin tied the game up 2-2, Andrew Ladd took back the lead for the Islanders on a broken…
Highlight-machine Tom Wilson just doled out another big hit. Tonight's recipient is Isles defenseman Dennis Seidenberg.
After blanking the Bolts and celebrating TJ Oshie's Dirty 30 Friday night, the Capitals dispersed across the country to celebrate the NHL's…
Last night before TJ Oshie's surprise birthday party, Tom Wilson gave the 30-year-old an early present: five backhanded slashes to the buttocks.…
Tom Wilson is streaking (for him). The physics-defying, immovable object tallied his first apple of the season, a secondary assist on John…
The Flyers and Capitals hate each other. So of course there were some big hits during rivalry night. Take for instance this…
Tuesday morning, seven-year-old Seth Parrish waited patiently in the lobby of the players' entrance at Kettler Capitals Iceplex. A few minutes later,…
I'm happy to report that RMNB's wall-to-wall coverage of Tom Wilson and TJ Oshie's weird pregame routine will continue as another butt-slashing…
Tom Wilson has two lonely points on the season, but I'm going to blow your mind right now with some chewy stat…
The Capitals held a team-building event in New York City earlier today. Players squared off into teams and played darts. For Mr.…
Friday night, Jakub Vrana scored his first NHL goal after a beautiful setup by Evgeny Kuznetsov. In years past, Alex Ovechkin has…
Jakub Vrana scored his first NHL goal Friday. That was cool and all, but my favorite moment happened when Caps backup goaltender…
Tom Wilson had one of those weird Tom Wilson nights where it's hard to really know what type of player he is…
After missing seven games due to a dislocated left shoulder, TJ Oshie is back just in time for tonight's nationally broadcast game…
Tuesday after practice, Capitals forward Tom Wilson gave a master class on a subject he's very familiar with: violently punching faces. Professor…
Jay Beagle was the Capitals hero once again. The Regal Beagle scored the Caps' lone tally -- a third period goal with…
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