On Monday, the Capitals took to the ice at Kettler for their annual team photo. Everyone came out fresh, cleaned, and groomed for the photo, except for Justin Williams and Andre Burakovsky, who came out well poofed.
We have broken down each look — from ultimate dad to the very special Holthair, Holtfade, and Holtbeard.
Karl Alzner loves being a father so much, he is ready for a stork to drop a baby out of the sky and it land in his warm and loving arms.
Not only did he likely make his first trip to the Hair Cuttery this season, Alex Ovechkin actually combed his hair.
Nate Schmidt rolled straight from his bed to Kettler for the team photo.
“Can you scoot over just a little bit more, Braden. I don’t have enough room.” Brett Leonhardt, probably.
Lars Eller looks like a Danish Prince.
Braden Holtby debuted the Holtfade with the Holthair, Holtbeard, and the Holtneckbeard.
Kevin Shattenkirk is balding like he’s 40.
Tom Wilson used an entire jar of hair gel.
Seriously, look at all that gel.
Shattenkirk is having an existential crisis about hair. Daniel Winnik is doing his best to help.
Brett Connolly is going for the “UGH ARE WE DONE YET.”
Holtby is remembering that one goal he let in that one time.
“Ugh, I think Justin just found the fruit snack I left in that hair nest of his.” – Evgeny Kuznetsov, most likely
Justin Williams and Andre Burakovsky: Troll dolls amongst men.
Photos: Cara Bahniuk
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