On Sunday evening, Capitals AHL Affiliate Hershey Bears defeated Penguins AHL Affiliate Wilkes-Barre Scranton Penguins (aka the Baby Pens) in Game Seven overtime thanks…
The city of brotherly love, Philadelphia, has a history of less-than-brotherly behavior when it comes to sports. Most recently, we've seen Philadelphia…
Over the last six years, we've sold enough t-shirts to cover the naked torso of every man and woman living in Brunswick, Maryland.…
When Dmitry Orlov scored his first NHL goal four years ago, Peter blurted out something brilliant on the RMNB account. To this…
Halloween has come and gone, which can means now we prepare for snowy days, roasting turkeys, and the arrival of ear-splitting annoying…
Alex Ovechkin, TJ Oshie, Evgeny Kuznetsov. With the injury to Nicklas Backstrom that kept him out of the preseason and first few games of…
Back at the start of the season, we learned a wonderful thing about then-roommates Andre Burakovsky, Tom Wilson, and Michael Latta. Andre's…
Saturday night, I watched in horror as the Anaheim Ducks lost in game seven to the Chicago Blackhawks 5-3. I, the sadistic…
No matter what happens Wednesday, the Washington Capitals have had a fantastic season and two dramatic playoff series we'll all remember. Along the…
TL;DR: Help us keep RMNB going and you'll get our best shirt ever– available for the very last time. When we started…
On Thursday night after Andre Burakovsky scored his second career NHL goal, Peter tweeted this. The nickname got approximately a million retweets,…
The Baltimore Orioles have been swept out of the ALCS by the Kansas City Royals. That was an unceremonious end to the…
Update: Shirts are still available. Get on it. DMV sports fans are living high on the hog. The Baltimore Orioles and Washington Nationals…
On Thursday after we published our story about Brooks Orpik and his poor t-shirt selection, reader Manda made a simple suggestion: "You…
Un-mute the video, then listen and smile with delight. He's gonna fit right in!
Happy Tweet Like Ovi Day! For those of you who are new to the site, every year on August 8th (8/8), we…
For moar goals just add water & crash the net. We're so happy to welcome Dustin Penner to the Capitals. At 6-foot-4 and…
Marcus Johansson and Nick Backstrom wore suits and rode bikes on their path to silver. The lasting image of the Olympic games,…
Look like me! Oh wait, you'll never get a date then. I'm gonna take a wild guess here, and you let me…
Photo credit: @Whitemooseranch The Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins renew their rivalry at 8pm tonight. I'm very excited. Also, excited: former Caps…
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