The city of brotherly love, Philadelphia, has a history of less-than-brotherly behavior when it comes to sports.
Most recently, we’ve seen Philadelphia fans pelt athletes with plastic bracelets after a scary near-injury, but there have also been snowball-struck Santas, Michael Irving lying on the field with a career-ending injury while Eagles fans boo, and the constant threat of ballistic weaponized batteries.
RMNB commemorates the spirit of Philadelphia fandom in our newest t-shirt.
You can buy it in our t-shirt store.
One word of advice: Maybe don’t wear this shirt next time you’re brawling in a FedEx Field bathroom, calling Pens fans bad names, or flipping over cop cars at a College Park post-game riot.
Russian Machine Never Breaks is not associated with the Washington Capitals; Monumental Sports, the NHL, or its properties. Not even a little bit.
All original content on russianmachineneverbreaks.com is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported (CC BY-NC-SA 3.0)– unless otherwise stated or superseded by another license. You are free to share, copy, and remix this content so long as it is attributed, done for noncommercial purposes, and done so under a license similar to this one.