Capitals joke they’ve signed Tom Selleck to a PTO
Over the last several weeks, the Washington Capitals' forward depth has gone from super great to super depleted as they've seen players…
Over the last several weeks, the Washington Capitals' forward depth has gone from super great to super depleted as they've seen players…
TJ Oshie is one handsome fella, but he's upping his handsomeness game in November for a good cause. Oshie is growing a…
Evgeny Kuznetsov was in the house for the Washington Wizards' 111-95 thrashing of the Los Angeles Lakers Thursday evening and he brought…
Gianpaolo deVito of Arlington is growing a mustache for Movember. Gianpaolo writes: Hey guys! First, I just want to say thanks for giving…
Nick Frye of Frederick, Maryland, is growing a mustache for Movember. Nick writes: To you good people of RMNB I submit a mustache…
Through a cruel genetic prank, few of us at RMNB can grow mustaches, but we still want to get involved in Movember,…
For the National Hockey League, November means no shaving. And for most hair-fertile Capitals (sorry, Michael Latta) that meant looking greasy and…
When we heard a superhero foundation was holding a fundraiser in D.C. featuring Caps players Karl Alzner, Troy Brouwer, and John Carlson, we…
GIF by welshhockeyfan The Washington Capitals organization loves bobbleheads. They've given out countless resin statues in recent years. At blood drives, at…
Photo credit: @BrouwerRangers Several Washington Capitals players are participating in Movember, a month-long facial hair fundraiser for prostate and testicular cancers as…
"If your beard won't grow, you resort to other means. #Movember #Gunter" Translated by Jacob Ware. Growing a manly mustache can be…
Photo credit: Kyle Mace of Sweetest Hockey On Earth November 1st marks the first day of Movember, an event where men across…
Photo credit: Kyle Mace Andrew Gordon won two Calder Cups with the American Hockey League's Hershey Bears in four seasons. He played nine…
The estimable Chris Gordon of CapsSnaps.com (@Caps_Snaps) tells us all about the limey culmination of Movember at the British Embassy, attended by…
Let's turn our world-weary eyes back to the week that found us emerging from tryptophan hangovers and beginning the festival of lights.…
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