“If your beard won’t grow, you resort to other means. #Movember #Gunter” Translated by Jacob Ware.
Growing a manly mustache can be difficult if you’re an 18-year-old Swede. You’re not even through with the throes of puberty, and you’ve probably got blonde hair. Take it from a guy with experience: fair hair ≠ impressive manstache.
Washington Capitals first round pick Filip Forsberg and his best bud Jacob De La Rose are painfully aware of their facial hair shortcomings, so here’s their workaround for Movember. It involves felt!
Next time, take Nick Offerman’s advice and eat a raw onion instead:
Smelling wood might have helped too.
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