Over the last several weeks, the Washington Capitals’ forward depth has gone from super great to super depleted as they’ve seen players like Richard Panik, Nic Dowd, Carl Hagelin, and Nicklas Backstrom all miss time due to injury. This may explain why the Capitals announced Monday morning that they have signed Tom Selleck to a professional tryout.
The 74-year-old actor, who is best known for his role on Magnum, P.I., appears to have no hockey experience according to Elite Prospects but I’m told still has rock hard abs and great leadersh…
[Someone grabs me by my shoulder and whispers into my ear.]
Oh wait. I’m being told this is a joke and that is actually Tom Wilson in the photo.
NEWS | Caps sign Tom Selleck to a PTO #ALLCAPS
— Washington 🦃 Capitals (@Capitals) November 25, 2019
a har har.
Wilson is actually growing a mustache for Movember along with TJ Oshie and several other Capitals players to raise awareness for men’s health.
Tom Wilson suddenly has an aggressive mustache
— JJ Regan (@JJReganNBCS) November 25, 2019
Yes, I agree with JJ. That furry caterpillar on Tom’s face is both sudden and aggressive.
Now please enjoy this very old interview of Tom Selleck talking about how hunky he is.
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