The second round of the playoffs begins on Tuesday night with the Battle of the Florida Men.
Just under the wire, here come our predictions, plus guesses from a coin named Keith who outperformed Peter and Ian in the first round.
And returning to give us some semblance of dignity is the real Keith Aucoin.
By Peter Hassett 1 week ago
It’s the best time of year. The playoffs begin anon, so here come our predictions.
As usual, our prediction series pits Peter (me) against Ian (boo), plus a coin named Keith that makes both of us look like bozos.
But not like usual, this time around we’ve got the actual Hershey Bears legend himself, the real Keith Aucoin, joining us for predictions. This is not a joke.
By Peter Hassett 3 weeks ago
The rolling disaster that has been the RMNB predictions for the playoffs is nearly complete. Just one more series to make bold guesses about, only to be proved wrong by gosh darn coin.
By Peter Hassett 11 months ago
After an agonizing period without hockey, finally now there is more hockey.
Meanwhile, your prediction boys got positively dumpstered in the second round, with just two correct predictions out of 12. Let’s do it again!
By Peter Hassett 12 months ago
The first round of the loffs went exactly — EXACTLY — as we all expected. Sid, Ovi, and Connor all got eliminated, and John Tavares almost died.
Time for our round two predictions– even tho round one has not technically ended yet. We can wait no longer.
By Peter Hassett 12 months ago
The best couple weeks of professional mens hockey begin tonight as the whatever-we’re-calling-the-first-round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs kicks off. But before the loffs can truly begin, we must first consult the oracle of the ages, a coin that magically correctly guesses the winner of playoff series about half the time.
Also me and Ian are doing our predictions.
By Peter Hassett and Ian Oland 1 year ago
It all comes down to this. The Dallar Stars have a chance to win their first Cup since Pantera was releasing new music. The Tampa Bay Lightning have a chance to win their first Cup since back when CO2 levels were under 400 parts per million. And Keith, who is a coin, must get the final right or else he’ll be below 50 percent.
By Peter Hassett 2 years ago
The second round of the playoffs was a lot of fun, and not only because Ian went 0 for 4 in his predictions. Now the stakes get even higher, as we’ve got just two series to predict.
By Peter Hassett 2 years ago
Aside from the unbearable pain of the Capitals playing terribly, the first round was every bit as exciting as I hoped it would be. Now the stakes get higher, even if we are no longer buried in games.
Prediction time!
By Peter Hassett 2 years ago
The fake playoffs are over. They were stupid, except for when Toronto was sad. Here now come the real playoffs. Let’s embed that one tweet.
why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) April 17, 2014
Let’s do predictions.
By Peter Hassett 2 years ago
