If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
The Caps are done, so-- like the swallows to Capistrano-- Alex Ovechkin is going to the IIHF World Championships, held this year in…
Photo credit: Kathy Willens After the Capitals nearly came back from a 4-1 deficit in game six, Alex Ovechkin assured the media…
All series, baby. Maybe he meant it like a book-end. After four games without a goal, Alex Ovechkin has struck again.
There I was, getting Chipotle and listening to Bullseye, when I get the notification above. Apparently, Alex Ovechkin has guaranteed a win…
Photo: keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/ After taking a 3-1 lead in their second round series against the Rangers, the Caps lost game six 4-3 in…
Sporting event broadcasts come filled with narratives. This isn't narratives in the baseless and meaningless "hot take" sense, but narratives as actual…
One of Jimmy Fallon's go-to bits is Superlatives, where he takes an awkward bio photo of an athlete and then gives them…
Photo: @designoabe Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin has always been a fan of electronic dance music-- hence his friendship with superstar DJ…
Photo credit: Frank Franklin II Down two goals to the New York Rangers at the tail end of the second period on…
He scored while falling like this. Really. Holy hell. In game two, Alex Ovechkin scored one of the greatest goals of his…
Ward smiling after Derek Stepan tries punching him. The Washington Capitals won game one at Madison Square Garden in surprisingly easy fashion--…
Photo: Mike Stobe During this year's playoff run, Alex Ovechkin has celebrated harder for his teammates' goals than his own. After Joel…
Photo: Jared Silber A few years ago, Dan Steinberg asked Joel Ward why his teammates call him The Big Cheese. “Just the…
Photo: Jared Sibler The Capitals take a 1-nothing lead into the intermission thanks to Alex Ovechkin's latest mindblowing goal. In a late-period…
James Dean day dream. (Photo credit: Bruce Bennett) When Barry Trotz took over, some fans were afraid the Capitals would switch to…
Photo: Patrick McDermott/Washington Capitals After the Washington Capitals defeated the New York Islanders 2-1 in game seven, Alex Ovechkin had a person…
Before the Washington Capitals began their first round series against the Islanders, Caps players received hats embroidered with the text, My Man.…
Photo credit: Jared Silber So, it's the Rangers again. For the fifth time in seven seasons, the Washington Capitals will square off…
Photo credit: Alex Brandon The Washington Capitals dominated play in game seven against the New York Islanders through two periods. They were…
Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin was mic'd up for game seven. The first video shows the Capitals' two goals. It's about 50…
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