With Fedor Fedin concentrating full-time on Prospect Watch, RMNB needed a new translator. After a few months of searching, RMNB is finally…
Photo credit: BridgetDS Seven straight losses is not where anyone thought the Caps would be heading into HBO's 24/7 special. The intensity…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume No jokes. Nothing cute. The Washington Capitals, deep into a slump, host the Anaheim adjective-less Ducks in a…
It's a red letter day. The three days since the Capitals 7-0 loss to the Rangers have been the most tumultuous the…
Photo credit: Mitchell Layton Quite the depressing week. We don't score. We got blown out. People are revolting. He-who-can't-be-named is now front…
On Sunday morning, the Washington Capitals and the Reston Town Center skating pavilion hosted the Mites on Ice Outdoor Classic. Some of Northern Virginia's…
Photo credit: Jim McIsaac/Getty Images Losing seven to nothing is bad, but when it extends your losing streak to six games you…
I'll meet you at the bottom if there really is one / They always told me, "when you hit it, you'll know…
No goal. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) EVEN LATER UPDATE 12/12 1PM: Per Bob McKenzie, Alex Semin has been fined for his crosscheck…
Darcy the Fighter (photo via KP.ru) UPDATE 12/11, 3PM: Suspensions have been doled out. Belokon has been suspended for 13 games, Verot…
It's been a tough week. Gotta check out SHOE's interview with Braden Holtby, where he dishes dirt on Alex Semin's English skills.
Corey and Katie are both reporting that the Capitals have the flu. Who's under the weather? Backstrom, Semin, Laich, Carlson, Gordon, and…
Slumber party. (Photo credit: Jacquelyn Martin) There's no way the Capitals can lose four in a row, especially if three of the…
On Tuesday, Gillette announced a multi-year partnership with Alex Ovechkin. The Capitals' superstar is now the company’s ambassador for Russia and Eastern…
Don't we all?* The Capitals (along with DC101's Elliot Segal and Alan May) participated in the laudable Toys for Tots at Toys…
Ed. note - Fedor Fedin and Roman Piontkovsky of GlobalCapsFans are not at fault for the tardiness of this week's entry. That's all on…
Hop on over to our Hershey Bears blog, Sweetest Hockey on Earth, to check out Ian's interview with Braden Holtby. After an…
Mathieu Perreault is the bright spot in this tough loss. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) Former Caps coach Ron Wilson brought his Toronto…
The estimable Chris Gordon of CapsSnaps.com (@Caps_Snaps) tells us all about the limey culmination of Movember at the British Embassy, attended by…
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